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   messageicon Gavin Rossdale has admitted to a gay fling when he was younger.. In a related story, a gay dude admitted to making sh!tty music for 15 years.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 01:07 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon That didn't take long: one of the Chilean miners is already cheating on Jennifer Aniston.
←Rate | 10-18-2010 14:38 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if those friends in low places have heard from Garth Brooks recently.
←Rate | 10-18-2010 14:39 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ever see me drinking a Bud Light Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
←Rate | 10-18-2010 14:39 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon People joke about Bieber Fever. Don't.. Sigourney Weaver Fever killed my grandfather.
←Rate | 10-18-2010 14:40 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Skipping the new Jackass movie - already saw Christine O'Donnell debate this week.
←Rate | 10-18-2010 14:40 by jdpower Comments (5)  


   messageicon NFL Update: Favre Reports Stiffness.
←Rate | 10-18-2010 22:54 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon During Obama's appearance on Mythbusters, Glenn Beck will debut his new Fox News show, Mythspreaders.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 10:50 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Composeurs pretend to write classical music.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 10:52 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: "Hey, Where Is Everybody?" Says Chilean Miner No. 34
←Rate | 10-21-2010 23:32 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of Christine O'Donnell, I am designating November as Lack of Awareness Awareness Month.
←Rate | 10-21-2010 23:32 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two types of people in the world - those who have had Dinty Moore's Beef Stew and those who have not.
←Rate | 10-21-2010 23:33 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sony announces it will no longer make Walkman cassette players. In other news, Sony was still making Walkman cassette players?
←Rate | 10-25-2010 20:23 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I hear music so bad that I think the government should also enforce a five-day waiting period for buying a guitar.
←Rate | 10-25-2010 20:25 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Ugh. I'm never, ever drinking again." - Person who will drink again (starting either tomorrow or the next day)
←Rate | 10-25-2010 20:25 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon A handful of Nigerian scam artists are wrecking it for all the honest Nigerians who want to wire money to us.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 11:04 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only 9,000 more lies until Election Day.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 11:28 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is National Oatmeal Day, or as Charlie Sheen calls it, National Cocaine and Strippers Day.
←Rate | 10-29-2010 13:31 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Clitaurus is the most mysterious Jurassic-era creature to most male archaeologists.
←Rate | 10-29-2010 13:32 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Paranormal Activity 2" - terrifying tale of suburban home that unexpectedly gets possessed by Bank of America.
←Rate | 10-29-2010 13:33 by jdpower Comments (0)  




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