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   messageicon The wagon of love breaks down under the weight of baggage from the past.
←Rate | 07-28-2011 06:36 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon SHREK is the best fairytale ever, it gives ugly guys hope and teaches them that you don't always have to be the most handsome to get the girl and live happily ever after.
←Rate | 07-29-2011 13:12 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretend you're a giant panda by giving yourself two black eyes, eating bamboo shoots and refusing to have sex with your wife.
←Rate | 07-31-2011 16:00 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny how some people think they can fool me when I ignore their calls and they call me with a private number 5 minutes later. You really think I am that stupid? I know it's YOU.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 04:36 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon MOM: “Why is there a condom in your purse?!” DAUGHTER: “I dunno. Would you be happier if you found a baby in my purse instead?”
←Rate | 08-01-2011 04:43 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Slut, Maybe if you closed your legs and opened your heart you might actually find true love and know happiness.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 02:23 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I fake dumbness just to see how far people will go with their lies.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 02:35 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there were no women on earth, I would have left this god forsaken planet a long time ago. I am strictly here for the women, everything else is just a bonus. Women make my stay here worthwhile.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 15:22 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst place to be in the world is that place where you are not exactly sure of where you stand in someone's life and what you mean to them.
←Rate | 08-03-2011 02:31 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a pu$$y, I would never be broke!
←Rate | 08-04-2011 03:17 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being faithful to your boyfriend or girlfriend should be common sense. But there is always that one retard that did not get the memo.
←Rate | 08-04-2011 12:32 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q. What is the real purpose of FOREPLAY? A. To make sure it's REALLY a woman.
←Rate | 08-04-2011 13:56 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon To people who say love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
←Rate | 08-05-2011 03:03 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw a baby with a t-shirt that said, "I'm what happened in Vegas!”
←Rate | 08-05-2011 03:06 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sluts should be called, HUMPTY DUMPTY. Coz first they get HUMPED, then they get DUMPED.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 03:34 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens at the sleepovers, Stays at the sleepovers.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 10:49 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do it today. it might be illegal tomorrow.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 10:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some friends I would trust with my life, others I wouldn't trust with my drink and the rest I would be mad to trust with my girlfriend.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 14:08 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lord gimme patience...or an untraceable handgun.
←Rate | 08-06-2011 14:07 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Secret Lovers my a$$! Why be someone's dirty little secret when you can be someone else's pride and joy?
←Rate | 08-08-2011 10:06 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  




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