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   messageicon No bids on Jay Cutler autographed football at charity event. Because he didn't sign it Tom Brady. . .
←Rate | 04-04-2015 19:12 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once you go black, the white man don't want you back !
←Rate | 04-17-2015 00:27 by JAB Comments (4)  


   messageicon No one WANTS to name one thing Obama has done. Ok I will, he's done no good. . .
←Rate | 04-29-2015 19:37 by JAB Comments (3)  


   messageicon Who wants to see a picture of my toasted bagel with cream cheese. . .
←Rate | 05-01-2015 23:26 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he's fired ! !
←Rate | 06-17-2015 00:25 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon When life hands you lemons. Freeze them until they're rock solid and throw them at people you don't like. . .
←Rate | 07-03-2015 21:56 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last year it was the ice bucket challenge. This year it's the bucket of hot coals challenge. You go first. . .
←Rate | 07-27-2015 05:48 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if you're in compitition to get as many friend on your frinds list, post naked pictures of yourself. . .
←Rate | 08-11-2015 23:16 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if you're in competition to get as many friends on your friends list as possible, post naked pictures of yourself. . .
←Rate | 08-11-2015 23:18 by JAB Comments (2)  


   messageicon I am looking for contributors to the go F#ck yourself foundation I am starting. . .
←Rate | 08-16-2015 10:53 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some times I just want to control alt delete my life and hit Esc. . .
←Rate | 08-21-2015 14:24 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon The saying goes, there's someone out there for everyone. Maybe your someone is way out there, on another planet. . .
←Rate | 08-25-2015 17:55 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon When emptying email spam folder, why does anyone need to be asked are you sure you want to empty this folder. We do not need to be asked are you sure. Yes I am f#cking sure ! ! !
←Rate | 08-27-2015 16:32 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once upon a time a man was told to go f#ck himself and he lived happily everafter. . .
←Rate | 08-27-2015 23:51 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before you knew it, the here and now was 30 yrs ago. . .
←Rate | 09-12-2015 22:22 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am claiming everything ever written by Author Unknown !
←Rate | 09-17-2015 16:43 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to keep your man from cheating on you, give him more BJs and make him more sandwiches and reduce nagging by 100%
←Rate | 09-20-2015 10:35 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so old, I remember the internet when it had no commercials. . .
←Rate | 09-30-2015 20:27 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon A single male friend of mine is looking for a woman who can actually suck a golf ball through a garden hose. . .
←Rate | 10-16-2015 19:17 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a closet pervert in each and every one of you. . .
←Rate | 11-06-2015 21:28 by JAB Comments (0)  




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