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   messageicon Its hard to Turn a Boy into a Man. Is even harder to Turn a Hoe into a Housewife.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 01:55 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know that movie Anaconda? They filmed it in my pants
←Rate | 03-18-2011 01:10 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Student: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know can you? Student: B!TCH I WILL PISS ON THIS FLOOR!! 
←Rate | 03-01-2011 15:48 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cheered myself up earlier by putting a “no U-turn” sign in a dead-end street.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 09:52 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you want to Learn How to Save & Budget Your Money Ask A Republican Or A Drug Dealer!!!
←Rate | 04-22-2012 23:54 by SEDDY90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I caught a Grenade for you I Will No Longer Able to Hold On To You Forever!!!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 14:17 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
←Rate | 04-07-2010 09:54 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If 2012 does begin to happen we'll just have Kanye interrupt it.
←Rate | 01-30-2011 09:24 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon L.I.F.E. = L.ive I.t F.ully E.veryday
←Rate | 02-04-2011 18:39 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon That awkward moment when someone sits in your seat
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:10 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The difference between Obama and Osama is BS.
←Rate | 05-29-2011 14:34 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Internet Beef: When You can sit in a bedroom in Mexico and talk about knockin out somebody in Finland and it will never come back to you.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 06:39 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon evEr nitoced how hwrd it is to tpye wiht yuor left hnd whsilt you are wnaking?
←Rate | 03-06-2011 23:40 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon No education/common sense + a little success/money = Broke in a few years.
←Rate | 02-11-2011 06:19 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Woman are born to be the best liars and (man)ipulate you through their sympathy strategies
←Rate | 04-27-2011 02:25 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Halloween is coming ... and you know what that means. An excuse for every girl to dress slutty and get away with it.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 12:14 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You win man.....your b!tch is bad....and so is her credit.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 07:15 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon when I die my gravestone is going to have a "DisLike" button before facebook does!
←Rate | 04-07-2011 10:26 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your woman is overweight, carry her on your back then suddenly fall. That way she'll know she needs to cut back on the fast food without you ever saying anything.
←Rate | 07-08-2011 10:36 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 13:51 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

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