moon Funny Status Messages

   Whoever said "Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today" knew how to log out of facebook.

   I think some of my friends are completely irrational and make bad decisions, and we should hang out more.

   Funny how by doing the responsible thing by staying home the more homeless you look.

   I'm going to get married on February 29th so I only have to remember our anniversary once every 4 years.

   It's amazing how far humans have come since the caveman days when people used to communicate by writing on walls....oh wait, we still do. Never mind.

   2022 is going to be my year, I can just feel it!

   Happy 2021 New Year to all of you who will be staying home in your pajamas eating snacks on New Year's Eve, just like any other year.

   I'll never understand those baby on board signs? Like thanks for letting me know as I was just about to purposely ram my car into yours for absolutely no apparent reason until I saw your sign!

   I just cleaned up my friends list. So if you could see this post it means you've made the cut because you're special! Or my worst enemy I just want to keep an eye on.

   Thanks to Facebook birthday reminders I know who to unfriend after thinking who the heck is this person?

   I'm so old I remember when friends had to inviting you over if they wanted to share what they were having for dinner.

   I can't get over how intelligent smartphones are getting as mine just filmed a 20-minute documentary about itself all on its own about its life in a pocket.

   Dear Facebook, Please stop showing me ads for dating websites as I don't think hooking up with a complete stranger hoping to mingle in the middle of a pandemic would be a stellar idea. Thanks!

   Do to the Coronavirus I have some concert tickets for sale, cheap! concert not included.

   With facebook down I went back to doing those little things we sometimes overlook while it's up, like keeping the dishes from polling up in the sink, folding the laundry on top of the dryer, finishing reading those books I started reading and showering.

   Did you know that the sentence "Are you as bored as I am" can be read backwards and still makes sense?

   I don't understand people who say the moon landings were fake? I mean what did the government spend the 24 billion dollars on? To pay hundreds of thousands of people working on the Apollo program to sit around and play checkers?

   Okay buddy if you want to sit behind me and honk your horn for waving someone ahead of me at four-way stop sign then I think I'll do the polite thing and wave the next five cars on while I update my current status.

   Want to know the secret to happiness? Deactivate your Facebook account like people used to take the phone off the hook.

   I don't know why but I always end up making just a little bit too much spaghetti for myself to eat. Anyways, if anyone's hungry come on over. And bring like five friends.