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My favorite vegetable is bacon...
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01-12-2013 14:20 by JEBI
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I just bought the new vi@gra flavor ice cream...its been 4 hours and it still hasn't melted...
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11-09-2012 19:09 by JEBI
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To the douchebag who pushed me out of the way of the baggage carousel, remember what goes around comes around....
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03-06-2013 09:52 by JEBI
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And the winner for the best reader of a teleprompter award goes to...
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11-07-2012 09:08 by JEBI
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I'm going to have three children.. One girl, named Stacey, so my wife can be Stacey's mom.. And she will have it going on.. One boy named Luke, so I can say "Luke, I am your father." and one more boy named Sparta.. So I can introduce him 'THIS IS SPARTAA'
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02-26-2013 12:33 by JEBI
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
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03-07-2013 11:19 by JEBI
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I got this whole Christmas gifting thing on lock!! I bought my mom a fridge for Xmas a few years ago and still to this day every time she opens it....her face lights up
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12-13-2013 12:52 by JEBI
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I just got my foot stuck in my wife's bra. I asked her what kind of boobie trap is this? She laughed and I laughed and she asked me never tell another joke for at least a week...
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05-09-2014 11:19 by JEBI
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I wonder how hard J-LO has to laugh for her ass to fall off?
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12-17-2012 15:19 by JEBI
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Dear Justin Bieber, Just because you have money...doesn't mean that you're mature. Grow up, smarten up, or shut the hell up! Thanks, People
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01-24-2014 15:44 by JEBI
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Operator: 911 what's your emergency? Caller: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Caller: No, this is her husband.
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05-14-2014 11:09 by JEBI
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I think its about time we put the movie 2012 in the comedy section...
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01-03-2013 10:39 by JEBI
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My American friend says he's going to vote for the one who is willing to making the Pringles tubes biggers....as soon as he gets his hand out of one.
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11-06-2012 09:13 by JEBI
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One time I farted so loud in my sleep they had to stop the bus...
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02-07-2013 11:27 by JEBI
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Another pair of my socks are getting a divorce...
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12-04-2012 11:53 by JEBI
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My Oscar speech would begin like this...First and foremost, I would like to thank my legs. Without them I would not be standing here today...
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02-26-2013 15:19 by JEBI
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Next time your bf/gf get mad attach a cape around their neck and say "Now you're super mad!" If they laugh...marry them...
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01-30-2013 11:35 by JEBI
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I just tried on a pair of skinny jeans and accidentally got my balls caught in the zipper and now I know the words to every Bruno Mars song....
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04-04-2013 10:52 by JEBI
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My car was stolen last night..I was going to call the police but then I thought 'nevermind...I'll let him try explain the bodies in the trunk...'
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05-07-2013 08:20 by JEBI
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You must be a Jedi Master...cuz yodalicious....
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10-04-2013 13:03 by JEBI
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