trump Funny Status Messages

   Since the stores are all sold out... I'm thinking maybe Trump can get us some of those paper towels back he gave to Puerto Rico.

   Don't forget to turn your clocks ahead tomorrow so we have one less hour of Trump.

   Remember last election they said its Bernie or bust. So they voted for trump. Its still going to be Bernie or bust. So they will reelect trump before joe.

   I rather shove a wet noodle up a bobcat's ass in a telephone booth, rather than listen to another one of Trump's speaches.

   Breaking News: Trump screams at Mike Pence for not praying hard enough to make Biden lose.

   Actually, Trump didn't fire the entire pandemic response team in 2018 because he hated Obama. But I do remember when their planned budget cut happened so they could focus on real issues. Coronavirus lies.

   Remember when Trump fired the entire pandemic response team in 2018 because he hated Obama? Coronavirus remembers.

   If you think the Dems worked with the entire world on a “new hoax” to take down Trump, then yes I think you are stupid.

   President Obama set up anti-pandemic programs in 47 vulnerable countries, as a way to protect against something just like Coronavirus breaking out across the world. Experts begged Trump to keep them open. He closed 37 of them.

   Im 100% convinced, the Coronavirus is nothing but a l*beral plot to take down Trump. I hate libt*rds so much!

   The two post down proves it. No matter how absurd it is, if Trump said it, the sheep will say it's right. At least I finally know the truth.

   I don't care if you like Trump, just don't be like him and hate all non white races.

   Everyone talking about Pelosi ripping up Trump's speech, but we've all done questionable things when we were that drunk...

   The deleted scene from Home Alone 2 was Trump talking to Kevin Mcallister and asking him to find dirt on Joe Biden.

   I'm still waiting for this civil war you promised for impeaching Trump.

   Have happy merry impeachment and if you didn't hear trump's impeachment time is here.

   NBC poll finds half the voters want Trump impeached. You mean the half that didn't vote for him?? Shocking...

   My factory job was shipped to China, my new job can't pay the Bill's, I can't afford college and my current government blocked my healthcare. But I always vote for Trump so everyone gets a gun. That's important to me!

   Know why Trump doesn't wear glasses? He has 2020 vision.

   I'm at the World Series game and they showed Trump on the big screen. All I could hear was boos and "lock him up" chants, lol