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   messageicon If I've learned anything from my 7-day Detox, it's that I love toxins.
←Rate | 04-07-2015 13:10 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at my most relaxed around dogs and prescription drugs.
←Rate | 04-07-2015 00:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where did all the people walking around with boomboxes in the 80s go? I'm concerned.
←Rate | 04-04-2015 15:34 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you love someone, keep drinking
←Rate | 04-03-2015 15:02 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol poisoning must suck. I can't imagine what it's like being poisoned by the one you love
←Rate | 03-28-2015 12:55 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nike: Just Do It. Crocs: Just Don't.
←Rate | 03-28-2015 12:36 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm all out of alcohol...haha! Just kidding! I'd never let that scenario become a reality.
←Rate | 03-27-2015 12:46 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at my most cardio when I am moving the treadmill into storage
←Rate | 03-27-2015 12:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon "We need to talk" - Your Finances
←Rate | 03-23-2015 00:47 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
←Rate | 03-10-2015 01:41 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently Pound Town is NOT a British dollar store.
←Rate | 03-10-2015 01:40 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I did so much yard work today, I might get deported.
←Rate | 03-06-2015 00:41 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vodka and denial is still cheaper than therapy
←Rate | 03-03-2015 13:16 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Patience, I'm being creepy as fast as I can.
←Rate | 03-03-2015 12:11 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry for drunk texting last night. And this morning. And right now.
←Rate | 03-02-2015 01:30 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm nothing like this generation. I just live in it.
←Rate | 02-27-2015 00:21 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon one time I came home early and walked in on my dog pretending to be me. he was just lying on the floor sighing but I know it was me
←Rate | 02-26-2015 12:42 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I got my cat fixed" "Is it a dog now?"
←Rate | 02-23-2015 10:13 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hot singles in your area want to go through your trash. Never mind these are raccoons
←Rate | 02-16-2015 11:24 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles had a boy band it would be called "what direction"
←Rate | 02-08-2015 11:19 by Czovczov Comments (0)  




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