M.A.C. Funny Status Messages

   I just saw an advertisement for a singles site that read, “Meet sincere singles over 40”. Thank you, but no thank you, as I'm in search of a deceitful woman...again.....

   If anyone is wondering how to build a meth lab, Google apparently has directions on its homepage today…..

   I've always wonder who came up with the phrase "sh!ts and giggles", because the two have always been mutually exclusive for me....

   Anyone get the feeling that it is going to take an act of God to change anything around here?

   FYI – If I tell you that you’re “special to me”, know that I’m just trying to be politically correct…