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   messageicon I can't believe someone actually went through all the trouble to create a fake Facebook profile, complete with fake photos, fake friends and fake status updates just so they could befriend and stalk me. I don't know whether to feel honored or terrifie
←Rate | 07-01-2011 02:10 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women beg for love wit sex and guys beg for sex wit love.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 09:37 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon A silly woman will look at what a man drives. A wise woman will look at what drives the Man.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 10:34 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Internet? Is that thing still around? - Homer Simpson
←Rate | 07-04-2011 11:07 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon The difference between "INVOLVED" & "COMMITTED" is like an Egg & Bacon Breakfast, the chicken was INVOLVED and the pig was COMMITTED.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 13:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes people don't notice or appreciate the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. The they are like, “Why don't you stalk me anymore”
←Rate | 07-07-2011 02:19 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in the sun even when it's night time, I believe in love even when I am yet to find it, I believe in God even when he is yet to answer my prayers, I believe in heaven even when I have been to hell and back.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 15:45 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every man will claim he's different. Every man will claim he's loyal. Every man will claim he is your knight in shining amour. Every man will claim he is your prince. But no man will ever claim he is full of sh*t.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 15:19 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't piss me off and then tell me to calm down. That's just like stabbing someone and then asking them not to bleed.
←Rate | 07-12-2011 10:20 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may have opened the door, but you entered of your own free will.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 10:03 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Enemies, I have so much more for you to be mad about. Just be patient.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 13:34 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you dare come back running to me when you get treated the exact same way you treated me.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 13:52 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes a lil weed is all you need.
←Rate | 07-14-2011 13:06 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wedding Rings - the world's smallest handcuffs.
←Rate | 07-15-2011 10:40 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon That rather uncomfortable moment when you see a really really really ugly person and you thank god that the person can't read minds.
←Rate | 07-16-2011 06:21 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon You may be worthless to one person, but priceless to another. You just have to be smart enough to differentiate between the two.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 02:41 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not a mirror: I see you completely differently from the way you see yourself. Bear that in mind next time you want to ask me how you look.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 14:18 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, in a relationship, there comes a time you have to quit bullsh*tting and just shut up, swallow your pride, accept that you are wrong and apologize. It's not giving up, it's called growing up.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:00 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't say all guys are the same when it's just you who keeps falling for the same type of guys. The losers and the abusers.
←Rate | 07-23-2011 07:21 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coffee without caffeine. Beer without alcohol. Milk without fat. What's next ? Marriage without sex?
←Rate | 07-28-2011 06:34 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  




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