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   messageicon C.L.A.S.S. -Come Late And Start Socializing
←Rate | 02-16-2011 10:44 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a girl walks into a typical club, she mentally prepares to be hit on by everything with a penis.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 22:53 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't believe I forgot my wife was on her period. Boy is my face red.
←Rate | 03-18-2011 01:00 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever hear stories of people you have never seen before and you create an image of what they look like and when you finally see them you kind of get disappointed or weirded out that they don't look like what you imagined?
←Rate | 04-06-2010 16:01 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so unreliable that I'm thinking about dressing up as a calculator for Halloween just so my friends can finally count on me.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 08:41 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes Mom, I can watch TV and be on the computer.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 15:25 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Just Drove Like Six Miles With My Left Turn Signal On...Yep I'm Officially Old!  ☹
←Rate | 04-13-2011 10:52 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
←Rate | 05-29-2011 18:52 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon S.I.N.G.L.E = Stay Intoxicated Nightly Get Laid Everyday
←Rate | 03-04-2011 08:32 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Babe is it in?" "Yeah" "Is it hurting?" "Uh-huuh" "Let me put it in slowly" "It still hurts!" "Ok let's try another shoe size"
←Rate | 01-30-2011 01:24 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 02:49 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do a pizza delivery guy and male gynecologist have in common? They can SMELL it, but they can't EAT it lol
←Rate | 02-04-2011 19:17 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon She would rather have a best friend for a lifetime, then a boyfriend for a week...
←Rate | 01-29-2011 09:43 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon S(he) (is) Br(ok)en.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 09:35 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like if you always wonder why people in cartoons never change their clothes.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 07:28 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna survive tomorrow cause I got a pack of sensu beans and all 7 dragonballs. I'm good.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 19:32 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 23:34 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Wow, this place is so clean! I could literally eat off the floor!" - my dog at every place she's ever been.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 13:17 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just made..... "I survived May 21st" \(^^,)/ T-Shirts... Who wants one?
←Rate | 05-22-2011 13:44 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Super Mario Been Encouraging Men To take Stuff to get Bigger Since the 80's
←Rate | 01-27-2011 14:29 by seddy90 Comments (0)  




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