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   messageicon taking applications and will soon be conducting interviews for anyone that is interested on giving my euology
←Rate | 06-26-2011 21:10 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not saying this games over but children in Africa are wearing their Championship Broncos Tshirts
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:56 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love the looks that can only be shared with you and another customer in a grocery line
←Rate | 11-13-2011 16:50 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon On the bright side...Aaron Rodgers can now do all the comercials he wants
←Rate | 01-15-2012 19:47 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon why is Betty White singing at halftime of the Super Bowl??
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:09 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching Linda Barrett exit the pool for the 1363rd time...Doesn't anybody knock anymore!!!
←Rate | 03-10-2012 14:17 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Am I the only one that finds it ironic that only one company is allowed to make the game Monopoly...
←Rate | 02-19-2012 13:36 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon With the day I just had looking to go out tonight for a bender. The type of bender even Charlie Sheen would say "DAMN DUDE YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 03-02-2011 20:59 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since Manti Teo's girlfriend didn't exist, I really hope AJ McCarron's girlfriend wasn't a hologram.
←Rate | 01-16-2013 21:44 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Instead of reading Hugh Hefner's obituary I'm just gonna look at the pictures.
←Rate | 09-28-2017 20:17 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 1 week of sobriety!!!
←Rate | 07-31-2011 22:35 by migasjoe Comments (1)  

   messageicon BREAKING: Rex Ryan officially names Mark Sanchez starting Jets QB...proving the NFL needs to start testing coaches for concussions.
←Rate | 12-05-2012 18:55 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon a wife is somebody who won't tell you what to do but will get mad when you don't do what she wanted you to do
←Rate | 10-01-2011 17:27 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon RIP DJ E-Z Rock...May your eternal journey home be filled with more Joy than Pain
←Rate | 04-28-2014 22:10 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon "The names Pope Francis...but everyone calls me Psycho...Any of you call me Francis...and I'll kill you"
←Rate | 03-13-2013 18:09 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon the best revenge is to be happy...or laxitives in brownies, whichever
←Rate | 11-27-2011 22:07 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life would be so much easier if chocolate was a health food and they allowed drinking at work
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:27 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon After some investigating just found out that Manti's girlfriend real name is Fawn Liebowitz!!
←Rate | 01-16-2013 21:52 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon there is a good chance my eyes will be red tomorrow
←Rate | 07-29-2011 18:01 by migasjoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon before the letters FDNY became a fashion statement on hats, it was worn on the back of brave dudes with mustaches, NEVER FORGET 9/11
←Rate | 09-10-2012 22:52 by migasjoe Comments (2)  

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