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   messageicon Whoever said "Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today" knew how to log out of facebook.
←Rate | 01-24-2021 12:43 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think some of my friends are completely irrational and make bad decisions, and we should hang out more.
←Rate | 11-13-2018 13:35 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Funny how by doing the responsible thing by staying home the more homeless you look.
←Rate | 03-26-2020 21:30 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm going to get married on February 29th so I only have to remember our anniversary once every 4 years.
←Rate | 02-23-2020 22:39 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's amazing how far humans have come since the caveman days when people used to communicate by writing on walls....oh wait, we still do. Never mind.
←Rate | 05-12-2019 12:25 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon 2022 is going to be my year, I can just feel it!
←Rate | 12-29-2020 22:07 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy 2021 New Year to all of you who will be staying home in your pajamas eating snacks on New Year's Eve, just like any other year.
←Rate | 12-31-2020 14:14 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm so old I remember when friends had to inviting you over if they wanted to share what they were having for dinner.
←Rate | 01-09-2020 14:36 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'll never understand those baby on board signs? Like thanks for letting me know as I was just about to purposely ram my car into yours for absolutely no apparent reason until I saw your sign!
←Rate | 12-15-2018 18:19 by Moon Comments (1)  

   messageicon I just cleaned up my friends list. So if you could see this post it means you've made the cut because you're special! Or my worst enemy I just want to keep an eye on.
←Rate | 01-09-2019 11:24 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thanks to Facebook birthday reminders I know who to unfriend after thinking who the heck is this person?
←Rate | 06-03-2019 11:50 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't get over how intelligent smartphones are getting as mine just filmed a 20-minute documentary about itself all on its own about its life in a pocket.
←Rate | 03-12-2019 01:57 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do to the Coronavirus I have some concert tickets for sale, cheap! concert not included.
←Rate | 06-08-2020 15:55 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Facebook, Please stop showing me ads for dating websites as I don't think hooking up with a complete stranger hoping to mingle in the middle of a pandemic would be a stellar idea. Thanks!
←Rate | 07-31-2020 12:42 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon With facebook down I went back to doing those little things we sometimes overlook while it's up, like keeping the dishes from polling up in the sink, folding the laundry on top of the dryer, finishing reading those books I started reading and showering.
←Rate | 03-14-2019 10:28 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did you know that the sentence "Are you as bored as I am" can be read backwards and still makes sense?
←Rate | 12-21-2020 16:20 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't understand people who say the moon landings were fake? I mean what did the government spend the 24 billion dollars on? To pay hundreds of thousands of people working on the Apollo program to sit around and play checkers?
←Rate | 04-30-2019 15:20 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Okay buddy if you want to sit behind me and honk your horn for waving someone ahead of me at four-way stop sign then I think I'll do the polite thing and wave the next five cars on while I update my current status.
←Rate | 02-26-2019 11:30 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Want to know the secret to happiness? Deactivate your Facebook account like people used to take the phone off the hook.
←Rate | 04-03-2019 13:50 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know why but I always end up making just a little bit too much spaghetti for myself to eat. Anyways, if anyone's hungry come on over. And bring like five friends.
←Rate | 05-13-2019 21:17 by Moon Comments (0)  

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