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've got a pretty good pre-rapture music mix going: "End of the World as We Know It," Jackson Browne's "Disco Apocalypse" and "Before the Deluge." And, of course, "Stairway to Heaven." Any other suggestions?
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05-21-2011 13:26
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Super bowl sunday is now also known as Janet Jackson appreciation day.
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02-03-2019 22:43
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Admit it. You're secretly hoping Samuel L. Jackson flips out and drops the "F-Bomb" on those Capitol One commercials.
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11-12-2013 13:37
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OK Fellas, this one is for you. Be careful who you pick up and take to bed. With wigs, weaves, fake nails, padded bras and pants; you could go to be with a girl that looks like Janet Jackson and wake up with one that looks like Tito!
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07-18-2010 22:18
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I am a collection of unfinished songs Michael Jackson left behind.
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04-20-2014 11:35
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"Obamacare, you may as well have Michael Jackson's personal physician tuck you in at night" ~ Dennis Miller
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09-22-2010 13:04
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Now that we've seen Nancy Grace's nipple on Dancing with the Stars, the FCC should pay Janet Jackson back every dime
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09-28-2011 05:59 by flinnie
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what did Micahel Jackson Love about twenty five year olds........there was 20 of em
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03-09-2014 14:09
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THANK GOD THEY FOUND BALLOON BOY! THOUGHT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ORDERING TAKE OUT FROM HEAVEN.
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10-21-2009 10:05
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happy that the "balloon boy" is safe...for a minute there I thought maybe Michael Jackson ordered carry-out from heaven!
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10-20-2009 23:10
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Remember laughing at Michael Jackson wearing mask and gloves. Now you all out here looking like you wanna be starting something.
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03-25-2020 21:13 by BEGO
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I don't know about these Capital One commercials with Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about an angry black man asking "What's in your wallet?" that scares me.
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02-16-2016 12:44
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what do michael jackson and cavier have in common? They both come on little crackers.
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10-22-2014 15:03
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it just me or are Jerry Sandusky's excuses starting to sound just like Michael Jackson's excuses ?
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11-15-2011 13:43 by Rob
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the difference between michael jackson and acne is that acne waits till your twelve to come all over your face

I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson reads his lines in all CAPS.

I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet

Just read the entire Michael Jackson will -- turns out the doggone girl is mine.
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09-04-2011 14:54 by flinnie
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I don't know about these Capital One commercials with Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about an angry bl@k m@n asking "What's in your wallet?" that scares me.
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02-16-2016 10:55
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What did Michael Jackson have in common with the Chicago Cubs? He wore a single glove on his left hand, but it served no real purpose.
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04-24-2014 13:45
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