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   messageicon 've got a pretty good pre-rapture music mix going: "End of the World as We Know It," Jackson Browne's "Disco Apocalypse" and "Before the Deluge." And, of course, "Stairway to Heaven." Any other suggestions?
←Rate | 05-21-2011 13:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Super bowl sunday is now also known as Janet Jackson appreciation day.
←Rate | 02-03-2019 22:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Admit it. You're secretly hoping Samuel L. Jackson flips out and drops the "F-Bomb" on those Capitol One commercials.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 13:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon OK Fellas, this one is for you. Be careful who you pick up and take to bed. With wigs, weaves, fake nails, padded bras and pants; you could go to be with a girl that looks like Janet Jackson and wake up with one that looks like Tito!
←Rate | 07-18-2010 22:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am a collection of unfinished songs Michael Jackson left behind.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 11:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Obamacare, you may as well have Michael Jackson's personal physician tuck you in at night" ~ Dennis Miller
←Rate | 09-22-2010 13:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now that we've seen Nancy Grace's nipple on Dancing with the Stars, the FCC should pay Janet Jackson back every dime
←Rate | 09-28-2011 05:59 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon what did Micahel Jackson Love about twenty five year olds........there was 20 of em
←Rate | 03-09-2014 14:09 Comments (0)  

←Rate | 10-21-2009 10:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon happy that the "balloon boy" is safe...for a minute there I thought maybe Michael Jackson ordered carry-out from heaven!
←Rate | 10-20-2009 23:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remember laughing at Michael Jackson wearing mask and gloves. Now you all out here looking like you wanna be starting something.
←Rate | 03-25-2020 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know about these Capital One commercials with Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about an angry black man asking "What's in your wallet?" that scares me.
←Rate | 02-16-2016 12:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon what do michael jackson and cavier have in common? They both come on little crackers.
←Rate | 10-22-2014 15:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon the difference between michael jackson and acne is that acne waits till your twelve to come all over your face
←Rate | 01-21-2010 20:31 by rush1oc@yahoo.com Comments (0)  

   messageicon it just me or are Jerry Sandusky's excuses starting to sound just like Michael Jackson's excuses ?
←Rate | 11-15-2011 13:43 by Rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson reads his lines in all CAPS.
←Rate | 03-26-2011 18:56 by @mat2sm00th Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet
←Rate | 04-10-2012 22:26 by chicagojoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just read the entire Michael Jackson will -- turns out the doggone girl is mine.
←Rate | 09-04-2011 14:54 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:10 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know about these Capital One commercials with Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about an angry bl@k m@n asking "What's in your wallet?" that scares me.
←Rate | 02-16-2016 10:55 Comments (0)  

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