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   messageicon I think I will go for a drive, just to pick my nose. . .
←Rate | 08-28-2014 18:03 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact is. We'll all get to do the kick the bucket challenge. . .
←Rate | 08-28-2014 18:32 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boy the way Led Zeppelin played, songs that debuted on MTVeeem, guys like us were getting laid. . . those were the days. . .
←Rate | 08-28-2014 23:08 by JAB Comments (1)  


   messageicon 75% of women who smoke swallow. . .
←Rate | 08-31-2014 09:53 by JAB Comments (1)  


   messageicon If there is anything to learn from celebrities is. Do not take nude photos of yourself. The FBI had better things to do. . .
←Rate | 09-02-2014 15:48 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon To my stalker, while you're in my neighborhood, can you deliver me a pizza. . .
←Rate | 09-02-2014 16:13 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since when did everything I was taught growing up that was wrong to do suddenly became Ok. . .
←Rate | 09-04-2014 09:38 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joan Rivers passed away at 81, but her face was only 12. . .
←Rate | 09-04-2014 19:20 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's time for Ray Rice to be Challenged. Lets see how many punches he can take before he is knocked out. . .
←Rate | 09-09-2014 06:44 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, who wants to play go F#ck yourself. Oh my sarcasm never ceases to amaze me. . .
←Rate | 09-10-2014 20:24 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I recently had a bad break up with Mari Juana. I am going to miss her.
←Rate | 09-14-2014 19:30 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon There any women out here looking to $exually abuse a grown man. Asking for a friend. . .
←Rate | 09-15-2014 09:53 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I met this great woman, I sweet talk her and say all the right things. She says I wish there were more men like you. I sent her a poem and she no longer wants to see me. So much for having feelings. . .
←Rate | 09-15-2014 14:33 by JAB Comments (2)  


   messageicon My definition of RAP: Rotten Audio Products
←Rate | 09-15-2014 18:18 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
←Rate | 09-16-2014 21:28 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I often wonder how that happens. He looks 100, she looks 30. Oh right, money can buy you anything. Than she is not worth it no matter how beautiful she is. . .
←Rate | 09-18-2014 06:12 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Peyton Manning had to be a pot smoker, why else would someone buy a chain of pizza stores for. Of course, for free pizza when he is high . . .
←Rate | 09-18-2014 18:52 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish people were more social on social sights. . .
←Rate | 09-20-2014 06:34 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of you women need to stay out of my dreams, oh sorry.. I meant fantasies. . .
←Rate | 09-20-2014 09:29 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, it's October, breast cancer awareness month, I'm giving free breast exams. . .
←Rate | 10-01-2014 06:55 by JAB Comments (0)  




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