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Two things some people can't live without, God and the internet, are everywhere and all-knowing. But only one of them gives you naked woman anytime you want.
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It's hard for me to take the things you say seriously when I know what's been in that mouth of yours.
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has pants that say Snickers on them because they are packed with nuts and they always satisfy.
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Bert and Ernie are a perfect closeted TV couple. You are not sure they are gay, but you can't prove they aren't.
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Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.
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went to a carnival trying to win an X-box Kinect and the next thing he knew , he'd lost his entire life savings and all he had to show for it was a giant banana with dreadlocks.
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a girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home
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feels sorry every summer for anyone named Eve.
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hanging out with his friends Mike Rotch and Jenny Talia.
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fights so dirty, he has never had makeup sex. It usually violates the restraining order.
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used to go to random weddings back in the day just to put a picture of his junk on every disposable camera.
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too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful and too determined to be defeated.
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prepared to kiss you whether you are Irish or not.
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completely worn out after spending the whole weekend at a genital jamboree.
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has an easy solution for anyone who hasn't been laid in a long time - conjugal visits.
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likes to start every first date by saying "If this goes well, we might have a baby in 9 months".
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came down with an incredibly bad case of Leprechaunorrhea last year so he is going to behave himself today!!!
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Sex on a cruise ship means the ocean does all the work. Ocean sex rules!!! Go to hell land sex!!!
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when you're stressed, you eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts.
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had an affair with a teacher once. Made sweet music in the band room, poetry during English class and you don't even want to know what we did in the multipurpose room.
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