KISSTOPHER Funny Status Messages
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There are two types of people I hate in this world: Nosey people AND people who won't tell me what the hell is going on in their lives.
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I just dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!
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Learning to "stop drop and roll" in elementary school lead me to believe catching on fire would be a much more frequent problem in life.
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My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like "It wasn't that hard."
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The moment you stop giving a damn is the moment things get easier and better.
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If you don’t tell your girlfriend she’s beautiful everyday, 614 guys on Facebook who haven’t had sex or even been on a date in 9 years will.
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I miss being in a relationship. Could 1 of you girls come over here and yell at me, treat me like shi t and not sleep with me? It might help.
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Don't tell me to make myself at home if you don't want me to drop my pants and download porn on your computer.
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If you're going to have a posse, make sure they're clean shaven. Nobody likes a hairy posse.
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People who go to the liquor store and buy a pint of whiskey are poor planners… what are you going to drink tomorrow?
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I'm 94% sure I'm going to die in a running in flip flops incident.
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When two people love each other deeply, nothing is impossible. Except deciding on where to eat.
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Some people pride themselves on their hard work. I pride myself on doing so little and yet keeping my job.
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Life caught me caring and punished me accordingly.
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Dear woman who likes to bring her friends along on our first date. You are simply giving me more options just in case I am not feeling you.
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I've been knocking for ten minutes. Don't people answer their bathroom windows anymore?
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Don't get out of bed, it's a trap.
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I need new haters. The old ones are starting to like me.
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High Heels are a man's invention to make it harder for a woman to run away.
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Maybe the people that say money can't buy happiness are just buying the wrong stuff?
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