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   messageicon You know, it's just like some clowns to give Ronald McDonald a bad rap running around all creepy like. . .
←Rate | 10-11-2016 21:38 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone find an hour can you please return it thanks. . .
←Rate | 11-06-2016 05:06 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .
←Rate | 11-25-2016 18:00 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon To anyone moving to Canada when Trump is elected President. Can I have first dibs on what you're not taking with you, thanks. . .
←Rate | 10-20-2016 08:52 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Duct tape can't fix stupid Hillary Clinton supporters, but it can muffle the sound.
←Rate | 04-03-2016 22:13 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon To my stalker, while you're in my neighborhood, can you deliver me a pizza. . .
←Rate | 09-02-2014 16:13 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he's fired ! !
←Rate | 06-17-2015 00:25 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aaa the economy. The only people doing good is some black guy, his wife, two daughters.. and they live in a big white house they don't belong in. . .
←Rate | 06-25-2014 16:30 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon And in the news today. Keith Richards is not dead yet. . .
←Rate | 10-05-2017 15:27 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one WANTS to name one thing Obama has done. Ok I will, he's done no good. . .
←Rate | 04-29-2015 19:37 by JAB Comments (3)  


   messageicon Just when I got the best place to hide a body, I forgot who I lent my shovel. . .
←Rate | 07-21-2014 22:11 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some celebrities said they were leaving the country if Trump got elected president. I didn't realize they meant die, Kanye West, we're still waiting...
←Rate | 12-30-2016 08:09 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any single women looking to sexually abuse a grown man, asking for a friend. . .
←Rate | 01-14-2018 12:31 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once upon a time a man was told to go f#ck himself and he lived happily ever after. . .
←Rate | 02-18-2016 20:58 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to keep your man from cheating on you, give him more BJs and make him more sandwiches and reduce nagging by 100%
←Rate | 09-20-2015 10:35 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok straight up, ladies. I love and respect all of you, but you all know how you can be when you're PMS'n. Do we really want a woman for president. I rest my case ! ! !
←Rate | 10-10-2016 01:07 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon To any of my single Lady friends, if your wish to have me naked for Christmas, private message me. Thanks.
←Rate | 12-10-2016 13:54 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon She wants to go steady she says, it will be great she said. Until she said, tell me your pass words. Over my dead body I said. . .
←Rate | 03-03-2016 22:01 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know how to pi$$ a liberal off. Make sense. . .
←Rate | 06-05-2016 19:52 by JAB Comments (1)  


   messageicon I remember back in the 70's when Yoga was called Twister. . .
←Rate | 08-11-2014 18:11 by JAB Comments (0)  




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