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   messageicon CONSEQUENCES OF TODAY'S MODERN LIFE STYLES: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Your kids and my kids are beating our kids!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:29 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever die because of marijuana, mark on my grave, “I am too stoned to get up!”
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:27 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:24 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never judge a girl by her makeup!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay ladies, here is the deal, we will stop talking about masturbation if you stop talking about your period. Fair trade.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:01 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're waiting for him in his T-shirt, it's cute. But when he's waiting for you in your T-shirt, it's time to start worrying.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 06:42 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon A dog ask a cat, "why do you always make love in secret?" The cat answers, "coz we don't want humans to copy us like they did to you dogs"
←Rate | 04-23-2011 06:41 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from woman : a little bit support and a little bit of freedom
←Rate | 04-19-2011 08:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is world animal day...let's all take a moment of silence... and remember our Ex's
←Rate | 04-14-2011 03:25 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  




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