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   messageicon When you confront your Man, don't make him feel interrogated. Remember, you could win the argument and still lose the Man.
←Rate | 05-06-2011 03:58 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon After many bad reviews it's clear the Blackberry playbook is no threat to the iPad. In response Apple release the iToldYa
←Rate | 05-06-2011 03:57 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you love someone truly and unconditionally, age, distance, bank balance, height or weight is just a damn number.
←Rate | 05-06-2011 02:46 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe the people that say money can't buy happiness are just buying the wrong stuff?
←Rate | 05-04-2011 02:13 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bin Laden died on 5/2/2011 5+2+2+0=9 11 "9/11" karma's a b**ch
←Rate | 05-02-2011 15:02 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:54 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon It seems in the eyes of his critics, Obama can do no good. He could find the cure for cancer but that would still not be good enough. Obama is the president of United States today and tomorrow, deal with it or migrate.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:42 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama's last words, "Who is there?"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon After being bored to death with the Royal Wedding and the Beatification of the Pope, finally something worth watching on TV. Come on CNN I want all the gory details and footage on the death of Osama Bin Laden. This I can watch for days.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 02:55 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl: Mom, I want some fresh air.. Can I go for a walk? Mom: Yes, but tell your “fresh air” to drop you home by 9 pm..!!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 07:45 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.
←Rate | 04-30-2011 15:08 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps it's mouth shut.
←Rate | 04-30-2011 15:03 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lol @ the dude buying condoms and getting his card declined. He just got c**k blocked by Visa.
←Rate | 04-30-2011 14:56 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have just enough Religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 13:17 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 13:16 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:59 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:26 by Kisstopher Comments (1)  


   messageicon People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:04 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:04 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you read this, I'm SMART. If you like this, you agree that I'm SMART. If you copy and paste this, you are spreading that I'm SMART & if you don't like this, you are jealous coz I'm SMART!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:30 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  




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