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   messageicon You can't get on your feet until you get off your ass.
←Rate | 09-21-2010 09:34 by JC Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse.
←Rate | 09-20-2010 11:40 by JC Comments (6)  


   messageicon My kid has A.D.D. and a couple of F's.
←Rate | 09-20-2010 11:16 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your proctologist called. He found your head.
←Rate | 09-20-2010 10:17 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got stone cold case of the muchies so bad that I'm eating Macaroni and Cheese straight out of the box and chasing it with a glass of milk and butter. So good! I'm tempted to try snorting that powdered cheesy goodness for ultimate processed food high.
←Rate | 09-19-2010 11:43 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon at Office Depot wearing a raincoat looking for a staple remover.
←Rate | 09-17-2010 16:41 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dad always tried to warn me that if I continued to play with the stapler while naked I would eventually be bored enough to try stapling things that should not be stapled. For well over 30 years I proved Dad wrong. Today, however, he was finally right.
←Rate | 09-17-2010 16:39 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
←Rate | 09-07-2010 07:11 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
←Rate | 09-07-2010 07:04 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish Brett Favre would stop texting me photos of himself. The guy is getting out of control.
←Rate | 08-05-2010 13:59 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Growing old but never up
←Rate | 09-29-2008 23:00 by Jc Comments (0)  




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