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   messageicon Why should I trust the toothpaste recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists when they're the ones who make money fixing people's teeth?
←Rate | 01-02-2021 16:33 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy 2021 New Year to all of you who will be staying home in your pajamas eating snacks on New Year's Eve, just like any other year.
←Rate | 12-31-2020 14:14 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon 2022 is going to be my year, I can just feel it!
←Rate | 12-29-2020 22:07 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't forget to wave smile and wish your neighbors a Merry Christmas who are kind like Facebook friends you might not really know either, but live closer.
←Rate | 12-23-2020 11:01 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did you know that the sentence "Are you as bored as I am" can be read backwards and still makes sense?
←Rate | 12-21-2020 16:20 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you drive an old air-cooled Volkswagen a essential oil is dw40.
←Rate | 12-19-2020 19:41 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Walking In a Wonderland" is a great Christmas song for Southerners to keep in mind since they don't know how to drive in it.
←Rate | 12-19-2020 09:59 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one......but think the odds of winning the HGTV Dream Home are pretty good.
←Rate | 12-17-2020 12:01 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Think I've been staying home isolating for too long as I just watched a Hallmark holiday Christmas movie in its entirety and I actually thought it wasn't corny.
←Rate | 12-15-2020 12:38 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Good newsh, I'm shurvivfing the dentisht wivout any notishable shide affecshss!
←Rate | 12-12-2020 20:25 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife asked me to put up a canopy with bright lights. I told her now is the winter of our disco tent.
←Rate | 12-08-2020 19:40 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can predict the future, for example, sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ sʎɐʍǝpıs pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ pןnoʍ noʎ ʍǝuʞ I
←Rate | 11-19-2020 01:22 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I put the thingamajig in the whatchamacallit and turned doohickey and wuteveritis still doesn't work. Any ideas?
←Rate | 11-12-2020 23:18 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who am I sad passed away? Anwer: Alex Trebek.
←Rate | 11-09-2020 16:50 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm so glad the elections are over and we can put all that stress behind us and move on to being stessed about the holidays.
←Rate | 11-08-2020 10:30 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you drop a cookie on the floor and bend down to pick it up does that count as a squat?
←Rate | 10-28-2020 12:54 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can always tell when a friend spent a lot on their kitchen remodel when I can't find their garbage can.
←Rate | 10-26-2020 00:31 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm beginning to believe whoever said "Hindsight is 2020" was sending a message to the future we all misunderstood.
←Rate | 10-23-2020 21:32 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'd really like to get personalized license plates for my car but they're so expensive I decided to change my name to XJS-3582
←Rate | 10-09-2020 02:46 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon People who make their cars come to a complete halt on top of a railroad tracks to look both ways to see if a train is coming need to stop!....I mean go!
←Rate | 09-30-2020 12:39 by moon Comments (0)  

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