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   messageicon Know what? If they had Neosporin back in 1931, that nasty scar on Frankenstein's forehead would have been far less noticeable.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 05:53 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Um...Food Network? Um, could you have a program that shows folks how to make fried chicken, meat loaf, mashed potatoes and things like that? Some of us don't like Duck's A$$ in Radicchio and Lobster Nutsack Glaze.
←Rate | 03-02-2013 08:36 by MC Fazzerino Comments (2)  


   messageicon High School Reunions: Trying to replicate that which was never so great to begin with.
←Rate | 02-25-2013 06:53 by Mc Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women: The prettiest flowers in God's garden.
←Rate | 02-25-2013 06:14 by Mc Fazzerino Comments (1)  


   messageicon Spooning...the precursor to forking.
←Rate | 02-06-2013 09:12 by Mc Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I'm flying to England and the flight attendant asks me if I want dinner. I asked her what my choices were. She said, "Yes or no."
←Rate | 12-19-2012 11:26 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are a$$holes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The second guy says, "No. I'm an a$$hole."
←Rate | 12-18-2012 12:52 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know some folks who could use a 12 step program. Where 11 of those steps should be to the edge of a cliff.
←Rate | 12-18-2012 09:09 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being single sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever I want.
←Rate | 10-25-2012 14:23 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady GaGa just signed a deal with a major corporation to represent her new clothing line. Hillshire Farms.
←Rate | 10-25-2012 12:15 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon "How To Win Friends And Influence People On Facebook" Post pictures of dogs and cats.
←Rate | 10-19-2012 09:29 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon All these facebook game requests and not one from a hot chick for N@ked Twister.
←Rate | 10-18-2012 11:49 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look..I'm not trying to be difficult...it actually comes easy to me.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 11:41 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I attend a wedding, to truly celebrate the anticipated short duration of the marriage, I throw Minute Rice.
←Rate | 10-09-2012 13:11 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  




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