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   messageicon You must be a Jedi Master...cuz yodalicious....
←Rate | 10-04-2013 13:03 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Miley's tongue is trying to escape...
←Rate | 09-27-2013 08:13 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just explained Google images to my mom. "Pick anything to search for..." I told her. "What about a nice cream pie?" She asked... "Except that." I replied
←Rate | 09-09-2013 14:46 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry Will and Kate...but every baby born is a prince or princess
←Rate | 07-25-2013 07:04 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can tell people are judgemental just by looking at them...
←Rate | 06-19-2013 10:19 by JEBI Comments (1)  


   messageicon Pretty sure the guy who named them "walkie talkies" got fired before he could name other military equipment...
←Rate | 06-03-2013 15:24 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. who has hair on their shoulders. whos shampooing their shoulder hair. please come forward.
←Rate | 06-03-2013 15:23 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walk up in the club like "what's the wifi password here?"
←Rate | 06-03-2013 15:22 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend said to me, "you should start drinking Ensure" and I said, "if I'm going replace a meal with a beverage its going to be beer..."
←Rate | 05-31-2013 12:33 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon It should really be called 'teethpaste'
←Rate | 05-31-2013 12:33 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon A smile is way better than a duck face...
←Rate | 05-31-2013 12:32 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ya know, "American Pie" ruined it for any kid who really did have an amazing story about band camp.
←Rate | 05-21-2013 15:57 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your grandma's furniture is wrapped in plastic... Well it's probably because she's a squirter...
←Rate | 05-07-2013 15:10 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon My car was stolen last night..I was going to call the police but then I thought 'nevermind...I'll let him try explain the bodies in the trunk...'
←Rate | 05-07-2013 08:20 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what's longer: a microwave minute or a treadmill minute...
←Rate | 05-01-2013 15:40 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a USB drive on my keys so that if I'm ever dying in public I can hand it to a stranger and shout "Get this to the President before.."
←Rate | 04-30-2013 11:33 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you park in the 'C' section of the hospital parking lot...do you have to climb out of the sunroof?
←Rate | 04-30-2013 08:19 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scratching off a lotto ticket before you leave the store is a good way of letting people know that your life isn't going according to plan....
←Rate | 04-25-2013 12:08 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of you ladies need to take it easy on the make up. You look like you were the first person to pass out at an Avon party...
←Rate | 04-25-2013 12:08 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saved a bunch of money on my sons college education by introducing him to weed...
←Rate | 04-25-2013 12:07 by JEBI Comments (0)  




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