Dani Funny Status Messages

   I dress to kill.... and have been told I cook the same way!

   Now that I am older... I wear bell bottom pants so I can flash the guys a little easier!

   I was asked if I liked blowing bubbles... but I am not sure. Who is Bubbles?!

   I sound so good singing after a couple drinks, that my neighbors even called the cops to come and hear me too!

   The voices in my head thought it was funny... so what's your problem? Oh wait... you might be missing the best part... A sense of humor!!

   why do they say that you can't buy friends?! I haven't had a problem with that! It's keeping them after I am broke ...that is the problem!!