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   messageicon If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 02:02 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 02:00 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  

   messageicon So many freaks... so few circuses.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 02:00 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 01:59 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  

   messageicon loves waking up to a excited puppy at my bedroom door until I see her run off to the kitchen & realize that the only reason she is excited to see me is cause there is food on the counter & I sometimes give her my leftovers. Little BIOTCH.
←Rate | 09-14-2010 13:13 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  

   messageicon climbing in your windows & snatching your people up. Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.
←Rate | 08-17-2010 23:33 by @truebeachbabe Comments (3)  

   messageicon the only reason why I will wear this HIDEOUS bridesmaid dress is so that a drunk groomsmen can rip it off me later with his teeth.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 00:12 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  

   messageicon PMS + GPS = Crazy biotch that WILL find you.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 01:49 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't understand the whole gay women play softball thing. Please explain to me because it's a bunch of girls who like to hold wood & catch balls in spandex on their free time...
←Rate | 07-20-2010 00:23 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


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