@truebeachbabe Funny Status Messages

   If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur.

   It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

   So many freaks... so few circuses.

   Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.

   loves waking up to a excited puppy at my bedroom door until I see her run off to the kitchen & realize that the only reason she is excited to see me is cause there is food on the counter & I sometimes give her my leftovers. Little BIOTCH.

   climbing in your windows & snatching your people up. Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.

   the only reason why I will wear this HIDEOUS bridesmaid dress is so that a drunk groomsmen can rip it off me later with his teeth.

   PMS + GPS = Crazy biotch that WILL find you.

   I don't understand the whole gay women play softball thing. Please explain to me because it's a bunch of girls who like to hold wood & catch balls in spandex on their free time...