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   messageicon Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
←Rate | 10-17-2010 12:58 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great....you discovered youtube. Now, can you quit flooding the newsfeed with the 200 videos you wish to share!!!
←Rate | 10-19-2010 22:01 by Nunthewizr Comments (1)  


   messageicon It's a total mood killer when you go in the bathroom after your girlfriend and realize she forgot to flush!
←Rate | 10-25-2010 20:02 by Nunthewizr Comments (2)  


   messageicon Ever wonder how that one single black hair got all the way up there on your shower wall?
←Rate | 10-25-2010 20:24 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are going to be so many Snookis this year for Halloween. I think I will dress up as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face.
←Rate | 10-29-2010 16:10 by Nunthewizr Comments (5)  


   messageicon For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O Donnell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O Donnell.
←Rate | 10-31-2010 20:48 by Nunthewizr Comments (1)  


   messageicon Women should have three breasts - two in front and one in the back for dancing.
←Rate | 11-02-2010 20:38 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is what I spent all those years learning my ABDs for?
←Rate | 11-02-2010 20:41 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great taco from Taco bell today......with the spoon of meat and all the lettuce I was not sure if it was for eating or smoking!
←Rate | 11-02-2010 21:06 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok who was the moron that came up with idea of the kiddie shopping carts shaped like animals,trains, race, cars or whatever! Parents do you really need to push your kids around the store in in a shopping cart bigger then the car you came to the store in!
←Rate | 11-02-2010 21:08 by Nunthewizr Comments (2)  


   messageicon Ladies, my lost and found box is getting full. So, if you're missing an earring, silk scarves, lingerie or a prosthetic leg....let me know.
←Rate | 11-08-2010 10:00 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dad...I forgot to brush my teeth before school. That's okay...here's a piece of gum:)
←Rate | 11-08-2010 10:01 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yeah....Hi, I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working
←Rate | 11-08-2010 22:00 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I prefer the button fly. That is one place on my wardrobe I do not need sharp interlocking metal teeth.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 19:15 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon So....she said I was as smooth as Ken. That's a good thing, right?!?
←Rate | 11-10-2010 16:58 by Nunthewizr Comments (1)  


   messageicon You know....spooning leads to forking right?
←Rate | 11-13-2010 21:22 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon As much as your kids are at my house, you should pay me child support.
←Rate | 11-14-2010 20:06 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon The bell ringers are out in full force already. I really don't mind and know it's for a good cause. I just hate the fact that it feels like I'm paying a "cover charge" to go into Walmart.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 14:45 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Furnace quit working and I woke up to a house that was 59 degrees. For a minute there, I thought I was married again:)
←Rate | 11-18-2010 17:45 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come some people always think they have to have the last text?
←Rate | 11-18-2010 17:47 by Nunthewizr Comments (1)  




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