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   messageicon The best sign of a happy loving relationship between two people on Valentine's Day is no sign of it all on Facebook.
←Rate | 02-13-2019 03:03 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's something just really wrong about 2 for the price of 1 Valinetimes day cards that say "Nobody makes me smile like you do" :(
←Rate | 02-15-2019 13:24 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Want to meet eligible singles in your area? Then mill around the Valentine candy clearance aisle.
←Rate | 02-15-2019 23:31 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best sign of a intimate relationship are no pictures of it on Facebook.
←Rate | 02-16-2019 11:30 by Moon Comments (1)  

   messageicon Life is like a box of chocolates you never know which one you going to get, if you can't follow directions and just look at the little chart on the back of the box.
←Rate | 02-16-2019 23:53 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wish every project I start was as easily finished as in the how to videos.
←Rate | 02-18-2019 07:48 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon In the 70s Volkwagen owners use to say "Home is Where The Bus Is...." But owning a old bus nowadays is more like Home Is Wherever the Bus is Broken Down.
←Rate | 02-19-2019 18:29 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rain rain go away so I don't waste all my time staring at Facebook all day.
←Rate | 02-20-2019 09:20 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Too many of environmentally friendly philosophers in the world and not enough people willing to bend over to pick up a piece of garbage.
←Rate | 02-22-2019 21:43 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I see someone I don't know wearing what look like pajamas in public I always wonder, have they completely given up on life or are they living it to the fullest!?
←Rate | 02-23-2019 15:01 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did I miss the grammys again! darn that makes like 10 years in a row.
←Rate | 02-25-2019 22:24 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Okay buddy if you want to sit behind me and honk your horn for waving someone ahead of me at four-way stop sign then I think I'll do the polite thing and wave the next five cars on while I update my current status.
←Rate | 02-26-2019 11:30 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lets be honest and Like this status if your like me and play with the words you post like a can of Campbell's alphabet soup.
←Rate | 02-28-2019 14:29 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shout out to all my friends who never post, like or say anything on Facebook, You're my heroes! But if you silent friend's could do me one little favor and like just this one status so I'll know your still out there breathing and actually give a damn wha
←Rate | 03-01-2019 12:40 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon "No, I just carry it around to look cool" was my reply after being asked "Do you play?" in regards to the guitar on my back.
←Rate | 03-04-2019 09:16 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't get over how intelligent smartphones are getting as mine just filmed a 20-minute documentary about itself all on its own about its life in a pocket.
←Rate | 03-12-2019 01:57 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook's down and I am poised at conquering the world!
←Rate | 03-14-2019 10:25 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon With facebook down I went back to doing those little things we sometimes overlook while it's up, like keeping the dishes from polling up in the sink, folding the laundry on top of the dryer, finishing reading those books I started reading and showering.
←Rate | 03-14-2019 10:28 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alcohol kills!....But on the bright side of that, if it wasn't for alcohol most of my friend's would have never been born.
←Rate | 03-15-2019 00:51 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sorry I can never be serous on facebook as it's just a website that shouldn't be taken too seriously. Like seriously.
←Rate | 03-16-2019 09:36 by Moon Comments (0)  

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