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   messageicon Every woman has that ONE guy she will never lose feelings for, even if she gets married to another.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 02:25 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies remember: Being honest and direct doesn't make you a B*tch. It makes you the Realest B*tch no-one dares to mess with.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 03:38 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that ONE person we would gladly take back in a second...No matter how much bullsh*t they put us through and hurt us in the past.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 16:09 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon If sex is the food of love then masturbation must be the snacks between meals.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 09:59 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your girlfriend is Rated E for "EVERYONE"
←Rate | 05-17-2011 10:40 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think all women who say, "All men are Jerks" mean to say, "All the men I chose to date are jerks" or put simply, "I am attracted to jerks"
←Rate | 05-17-2011 13:07 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you actually believe in this Doomsday & Rapture nonsense...Please gracefully delete yourself from my friend's list...Coz I am allergic to retards and idiots.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 06:51 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools and idiots are on the same side.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 12:51 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least this apocalypse and rapture debacle has conclusively proven one significant fact: We are not alone! We have idiots living among us!
←Rate | 05-22-2011 05:38 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your first mistake was leaving me. Your second mistake was thinking I would die without you.
←Rate | 05-27-2011 06:13 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got on Facebook to look up long lost friends. It's true what they say, that it's best to let sleeping dogs lie
←Rate | 06-02-2011 08:24 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon My plan to discombobulate people with big words has failed egregiously.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 04:42 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teach me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 07:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think you are funny. My girlfriend thinks you are hot, all of a sudden you not so funny anymore
←Rate | 06-05-2011 09:12 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excuse me guys, help here. What does it mean if the husband of a woman you have been flirting with on Facebook sends you a friend request? Am I in trouble? Should I be worried?
←Rate | 06-06-2011 13:38 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon When will women ever learn? Never post pictures of yourself and your hotter friend posing together. Especially when she has bigger boobs than you. It will only make you invisible and insignificant.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 03:42 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pregnancy Test: The magic wand that can make a man disappear.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 10:03 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Problem is people confuse LOVE with BUSINESS. If you are with her because she gives the best BJs and she is with you because you pay all her bills then thats not a LOVE affair, that's just a BUSINESS arrangement.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 03:24 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a liar and a cheater? Nothing, they're practically brothers!
←Rate | 06-08-2011 05:24 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whats with people who reach facebook maximum friends limit and have to open another account to accommodate more new friends? Are you really that popular or you are just a slut?
←Rate | 06-09-2011 09:42 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  




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