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   messageicon I have been watching that new reality show on the History channel...I had no idea that Bill Paxton hated Kevin Costner....
←Rate | 05-30-2012 10:55 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to Chick-fil-a for lunch...You have to try the Chick on Chick sandwich...
←Rate | 07-25-2012 17:02 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't wait to buy Randy Travis's new album "Down and Loaded"with the hit single "Pants On The Ground"
←Rate | 08-09-2012 01:05 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon make sure you spell Harry correct and don't leave out the word "Prince" in your search for Harry Nude pictures....
←Rate | 08-23-2012 13:12 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw Styx at the County Fair....Wow,  if you gave them machine guns they could double as the Euro-Villans  from Die hard....
←Rate | 09-08-2012 11:46 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon If they can't elect a Pope in a week they should declare Overtime...and just play ROCK BIBLE SCISSORS
←Rate | 03-12-2013 19:42 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wake up on a strangers couch...check...use GPS to find out where I am....check ....walk to eat alone....check....return Tyson's Tiger...
←Rate | 04-13-2013 14:12 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Chupacabra came down the chimney and left me a Piñata full of coal ...that means 6 more months of Tequila! Happy Cinco De Mayo
←Rate | 05-05-2013 12:41 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm always nice to the new guy at work, because you can make bank on the show "Undercover Boss"
←Rate | 05-19-2013 23:11 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France, I'm surprised she didn't come with both arms raised....Have a Happy 4th of July!
←Rate | 07-04-2013 11:46 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just walked into my house and yelled "Nobody I'm Home"....I think I need a dog.
←Rate | 07-12-2013 19:22 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon .. .----. -- / -... .-. .. -. --. .. -. --. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / -... .- -.-. -.- ? ? ? Screw texting I'm bringing Morse Code back
←Rate | 11-20-2013 14:13 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trying to put together last night events. No tiger in the bathroom. No face tattoo, ....can't find my pants
←Rate | 01-01-2014 13:49 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, I would love to stay for your yoga class....but, I think I would rather floss with barbwire or give myself a tattoo.
←Rate | 01-04-2014 13:44 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 hours ago · WOW... I think Easter is getting here earlier and earlier....apparently I missed Justin Bieber's neighborhood egg hunt.
←Rate | 01-15-2014 23:17 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not since the OJ chase has American been disappointed with a slow white bronco
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:31 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Facebook movie got a X rating...apparently Face Book is way more into my X then ME!
←Rate | 02-06-2014 14:40 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching the Walking Dead and eating strips of Tri-tip soaked in BBQ sauce is turning out to be a horrible decision.....
←Rate | 03-12-2014 16:23 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its Memorial Day Weekend and we have the media shoving Kanye & Kim’s wedding down out throats? The brave fallen solders of WWII fought so hard to defeat the Nazi’s so we can have the freedom to change the channel.
←Rate | 05-25-2014 12:59 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best worm parent advice... Try to sleep in kids.
←Rate | 06-30-2014 09:30 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  




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