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   messageicon If chains´╗┐ and whips excite rihanna then why did she break up with Chris Brown ?
←Rate | 03-18-2011 01:04 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If lesbians hate men so much, then why do they all try to look like truck drivers?
←Rate | 11-05-2011 01:19 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!!
←Rate | 03-01-2011 13:46 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I met a woman last night who said she would take me to heaven for $50. Damn these religious fanatics and their annoying fund-raising scams
←Rate | 06-06-2010 01:50 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fought a guy in a wheelchair. He said I'll get you when I get to heaven and get my legs back. I said, it's a Stairway to Heaven, not a ramp.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 09:41 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 21:25 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife would buy anything. Just this afternoon I came home to find a naked man in her closet.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 04:33 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I asked my wife why her facebook password was SneezySleepyDopeyDocHappyBashfulGrumpy she said it needed to be seven characters
←Rate | 03-08-2011 04:37 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Never chase them, quickly replace them. Mistakes? Nahh, I don't retrace them. I just move on and mentally erase them.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 01:36 by Seddy90 Comments (1)  

   messageicon When those 3 phonecalls a day turn into a couple of text messages a week #DownHillRelationship
←Rate | 02-05-2011 09:19 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
←Rate | 04-13-2012 02:09 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice!
←Rate | 02-17-2011 05:25 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spongebob is Asian. He's yellow, can't drive and does karate.
←Rate | 05-15-2011 15:25 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up like Batman & The Joker.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 00:05 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We do it on the bed,on the kitchen counter,on the floor and in the backseat of a car.Gosh...we text EVERYWHERE!
←Rate | 03-12-2011 14:17 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You Are Not A MAN if you can make A BABY, Your Are a Man Who Can Raise One Especially One which is not yours ~ Mr. Krab
←Rate | 04-13-2012 08:20 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do men get circumcised? Because women will GRAB anything with 20% off!! :))
←Rate | 02-24-2011 08:55 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Man I wanna throw a book at someone face and be like "I Facebooked you!" Lol
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:12 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BED AND BREAKFAST: Two things the kids will never make for themselves.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:08 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Relationships are like drugs, they either kill you, or give you the best feeling of your life.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 14:54 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

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