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   messageicon wonders if anyone has ever fallen asleep at the keyboard and crashed into the monitor....Do they have insurance for that????
←Rate | 05-19-2010 00:09 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Help me, My stomach is eating my throat.......this is a job for pizza man....
←Rate | 06-29-2010 21:48 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon if your happy and you know it click you "like".........
←Rate | 08-12-2010 01:56 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful how many sticks and stones you throw at others because some are skilled at building catapults.
←Rate | 02-08-2014 09:34 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is to short to bicker and cry before we die.....
←Rate | 12-11-2011 00:53 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still waiting to be awarded the bronze medal in "Channel Surfing" from the international Olympic committee!!!!...
←Rate | 08-22-2016 19:03 by Corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon ahh yes the 7-11 Big Gulp. How much soda can one person drink???? If I ever get one again I will make sure the bed of my truck is cleaned out and I have a hand dolly to wheel it out of the store..............
←Rate | 04-24-2012 19:21 by corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I go without sun much longer I am going to turn into a bat and fly to my castle......
←Rate | 07-09-2010 02:53 by Corey C Comments (1)  


   messageicon excuse me......Is that a spray on tan or did you roll in a bag of doritos???????????????????
←Rate | 05-31-2012 21:10 by corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Rambo had a gay son would his name be Rambutt?
←Rate | 04-21-2010 19:33 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news!!!! US Airforce seen dropping naked Trump statues onto an ISIS Stronghold In Northern Syria!!!!!
←Rate | 08-20-2016 20:38 by Corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy+Friday=much fun......
←Rate | 08-14-2010 00:10 by Corey C Comments (0)  



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