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5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette
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When I'm sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.
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You know those intense unexplained pains you get sometimes? You deserve those.
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I've decided to get rid of my bad habits...just as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
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Just saw two people together at a restaurant and neither of them were texting anyone. Weird.
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Just texted "I still love you" to about 50 random phone numbers.
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If it takes you more than an hour to answer a text message I will assume that you're dead.
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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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Calling someone "stupid" is mean. Unless they actually are. Then it's just a diagnosis.
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Leaving me a 3 minute voicemail is unnecessary
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Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you'd like to continue unprotected....
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I love hearing rumors because they tell me things about myself I didn't know before.
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Smile. It's easier than explaining why you're sad.
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When the I in "I love you" becomes more important than the "you," the word in the middle just fades away.
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If you are ever wondering who is rapping in a song, just wait 4 more seconds and he'll say his name.
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Thank you music, for being there when no one else was.
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I wish memories were like text messages so we could delete the ones we dont like & keep the special ones forever.
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I'm just like everyone else: I put my straight jacket on one buckle at a time.
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There'd be less accidents if there was a texting lane.
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country...It's a whole different way of thinking.
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