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   messageicon I believe in Santa! but I'm not so sure if he believes in me?
←Rate | 12-13-2018 12:02 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't usually get asked out by women, but when I do it's usually on the first of April.
←Rate | 03-31-2019 06:33 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you're a classic VW owner if your friends always ask to borrow tools when you stop by because they know you're carrying them with you.
←Rate | 10-21-2019 08:54 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Sunny!! Which is kind of like a "It's snowing!" post, but better because it's sunny and not snowing.
←Rate | 12-11-2019 13:19 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just want to wish everyone a happy new year! case you missed the million posts before this one saying the same thing.
←Rate | 01-01-2019 13:50 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Live music can sometimes take me to another place. Like today for example I saw a band who were so bad I left I went to another place.
←Rate | 06-15-2019 15:07 by Moon Comments (1)  

   messageicon Did I miss the grammys again! darn that makes like 10 years in a row.
←Rate | 02-25-2019 22:24 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Want to meet eligible singles in your area? Then mill around the Valentine candy clearance aisle.
←Rate | 02-15-2019 23:31 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wish every project I start was as easily finished as in the how to videos.
←Rate | 02-18-2019 07:48 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm no longer afraid to say that I loved Milli Vanilli's songs!.....or whoever it was that perform their songs.
←Rate | 05-27-2019 00:16 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Looking at people posts I think facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today!?”
←Rate | 05-20-2020 17:23 by moon Comments (1)  

   messageicon I know how can cure the Coronavirus. Stop socializing! And you could give me the Nobel Peace Prize later thank you.
←Rate | 07-13-2020 08:01 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I decided not to host the Oscars this year and see they couldn't find anyone to replace me.
←Rate | 02-10-2020 08:45 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'd really like to get personalized license plates for my car but they're so expensive I decided to change my name to XJS-3582
←Rate | 10-09-2020 02:46 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alcohol kills!....But on the bright side of that, if it wasn't for alcohol most of my friend's would have never been born.
←Rate | 03-15-2019 00:51 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Loving and all these Christmas photos you're posting of your families who look as joyous and festive as the family who came with a picture frame I bought a while ago, who I also don't know.
←Rate | 12-26-2018 13:21 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon For sale: Slightly used Christmas tree. Can pick up in front of neighbors house.
←Rate | 12-28-2018 07:53 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Think I've been staying home isolating for too long as I just watched a Hallmark holiday Christmas movie in its entirety and I actually thought it wasn't corny.
←Rate | 12-15-2020 12:38 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can always tell when a friend spent a lot on their kitchen remodel when I can't find their garbage can.
←Rate | 10-26-2020 00:31 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm so glad the elections are over and we can put all that stress behind us and move on to being stessed about the holidays.
←Rate | 11-08-2020 10:30 by Moon Comments (0)  

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