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   messageicon I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.
←Rate | 02-02-2016 16:12 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't understand the whole gay women play softball thing. Please explain to me because it's a bunch of girls who like to hold wood & catch balls in spandex on their free time...
←Rate | 07-20-2010 00:23 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon already on the naughty list. Santa... I can explain.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 03:07 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon climbing in your windows & snatching your people up. Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.
←Rate | 08-17-2010 23:33 by @truebeachbabe Comments (3)  


   messageicon I have to be successful because I have very expensive taste.
←Rate | 02-02-2016 16:12 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are so concerned about having to wait to see if Trump will want a recount, but are completely forgetting Bernie's and Gore's recounts. Hillary even started the Obama "birther" movement to end his legitimacy. #hypocrites
←Rate | 10-20-2016 10:13 by @truebeachbabe Comments (1)  


   messageicon Diet Dedication: When the chicken on your Subway salad kinda tastes like fish, but you eat it anyways because worse comes to worst, you'll just lose a few more pounds.
←Rate | 03-24-2016 13:32 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm almost perfect when I heavily edit my selfies.
←Rate | 02-02-2016 16:25 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I prefer to use my face for emoticons.
←Rate | 02-02-2016 16:11 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My parents never let me play with anything magical or watch anything violent as a kid. I just had family-friendly games trying to figure out who murdered this guy in the library with a wrench.
←Rate | 05-08-2015 14:09 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  



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