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   messageicon likes to sell things to guys with fake hair just so he can say, "How are you going Toupée?"
←Rate | 07-16-2011 12:35 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon thought Brett Farve was done throwing TD passes to Greenbay Packers....does last nights touchdowns count towards his Packer stats?
←Rate | 10-26-2010 01:40 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France, I'm surprised she didn't come with both arms raised....Have a Happy 4th of July!
←Rate | 07-04-2013 11:46 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trying to put together last night events. No tiger in the bathroom. No face tattoo, ....can't find my pants
←Rate | 01-01-2014 13:49 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon feels great today....yesterday to combat the Tryptophan drowsiness he marinated his turkey in red-bull!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 11:00 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Not since the OJ chase has American been disappointed with a slow white bronco
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:31 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon declaring 2012 is the year of the Honey Badger! Google  "Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger"
←Rate | 01-03-2012 13:42 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saw Styx at the County Fair....Wow,  if you gave them machine guns they could double as the Euro-Villans  from Die hard....
←Rate | 09-08-2012 11:46 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Devil with the blue dress on...oh wait is that a Gold dress. Well, either way .....the prince of darkness is a cross-dresser.
←Rate | 02-28-2015 21:55 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm sooo tired I spent all night reenacting scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen
←Rate | 03-22-2012 21:21 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon accidentally ordered the Chewbaco at Jack in the Box…it's terrible I found a huge hair in my wookie taco.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 19:01 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Halloween costume idea #27 Ronald McDonald outfit, suit jacket, and Red Wig comb over…Ronald McDonald Trump!
←Rate | 10-13-2011 14:10 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Captain Crunch of the Italian cruise liner just invited Billy Cundiff to his Super Bowl party!
←Rate | 01-22-2012 18:45 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks Elvis is the only King to actually die on his throne...(flush...sfx)
←Rate | 08-16-2010 13:53 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching the Walking Dead and eating strips of Tri-tip soaked in BBQ sauce is turning out to be a horrible decision.....
←Rate | 03-12-2014 16:23 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon .. .----. -- / -... .-. .. -. --. .. -. --. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / -... .- -.-. -.- ? ? ? Screw texting I'm bringing Morse Code back
←Rate | 11-20-2013 14:13 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon The legend goes that St. Danica Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland.....must be hard to put all the tiny seat belts on all the snakes.
←Rate | 03-16-2012 17:14 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Orange is the new Black, so....Have a great Orange Friday
←Rate | 11-28-2014 10:59 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon do not go to Jareds...he's creepy.   He had no diamonds....just a huge pair of jeans that smelled like sandwiches and folds and folds of SKIN!
←Rate | 02-13-2011 10:22 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon you would think Mrs Brady would have got her crabs from Sam The Butcher...
←Rate | 07-01-2011 23:05 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

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