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   messageicon Let everyone know what is on your mind, but let only a few know what is in your heart.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 12:51 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wedding rings are bad for your circulation.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 04:45 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Poking holes in your friend's condoms; it's all fun and games until your girlfriend ends up pregnant.
←Rate | 08-15-2011 15:06 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon It makes no sense to commit yourself in a relationship if you still expect to have single people's privileges.
←Rate | 08-14-2011 09:54 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon In my lifetime I have learnt that women, who appear quiet, shy and innocent looking in public are actually the biggest freaks behind closed doors.
←Rate | 08-14-2011 07:13 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear London Rioters: There is a big damn difference between, rioting for Freedom, and rioting for Free Stuff.
←Rate | 08-13-2011 09:00 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fellas: If your woman starts updating her Facebook status right in the middle of having sex with you, it might be a clue that you are not doing her right.
←Rate | 08-13-2011 05:33 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you steal a woman from another man in the middle of their relationship, don't be surprise tomorrow when someone else steals her from you coz she has already proven that she is steal-able.
←Rate | 08-12-2011 13:01 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am going to change your relationship status from “Taken” to “Stolen”
←Rate | 08-12-2011 03:17 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Secret Lovers my a$$! Why be someone's dirty little secret when you can be someone else's pride and joy?
←Rate | 08-08-2011 10:06 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lord gimme patience...or an untraceable handgun.
←Rate | 08-06-2011 14:07 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some friends I would trust with my life, others I wouldn't trust with my drink and the rest I would be mad to trust with my girlfriend.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 14:08 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do it today. it might be illegal tomorrow.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 10:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens at the sleepovers, Stays at the sleepovers.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 10:49 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sluts should be called, HUMPTY DUMPTY. Coz first they get HUMPED, then they get DUMPED.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 03:34 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw a baby with a t-shirt that said, "I'm what happened in Vegas!”
←Rate | 08-05-2011 03:06 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon To people who say love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
←Rate | 08-05-2011 03:03 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q. What is the real purpose of FOREPLAY? A. To make sure it's REALLY a woman.
←Rate | 08-04-2011 13:56 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being faithful to your boyfriend or girlfriend should be common sense. But there is always that one retard that did not get the memo.
←Rate | 08-04-2011 12:32 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a pu$$y, I would never be broke!
←Rate | 08-04-2011 03:17 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  




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