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   messageicon There are two types of people I hate in this world: Nosey people AND people who won't tell me what the hell is going on in their lives.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 03:19 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always be thankful for another day of life because you never know when it's gonna be your last.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 13:04 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some guys mess up and lose a good woman because they are so used to dealing with sluts that they have forgotten what it takes to keep a real woman.
←Rate | 08-31-2011 04:05 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're fat when you run out of breath eating.
←Rate | 08-31-2011 02:47 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blaming others for your misfortune can ruin your health -- which you'll probably just blame on somebody else too.
←Rate | 08-29-2011 09:59 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when somebody claims they are mad at you but won't tell you why.
←Rate | 08-25-2011 14:00 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sow a thought, reap an act. Sow an act, reap a habit. Sow a habit, reap a character. Sow a character, reap a destiny!
←Rate | 08-24-2011 12:56 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon She asked me how to spell slut. So I helped her spell her name.
←Rate | 08-23-2011 11:30 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be the girl that all the guys want. Not the girl all the guys HAD.
←Rate | 08-22-2011 13:59 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon How are you gonna dress like a ho, talk like a ho, walk like a ho, act like a ho, and then get mad when you are approached like a ho, addressed like a ho and treated like a ho? Silly ho.
←Rate | 08-21-2011 04:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon If 10 minutes after sex, the man is not hungry and the woman is not passed out, temporarily paralyzed, then somebody didn't do their job right.
←Rate | 08-21-2011 03:28 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian might be the first time in history that the roles have been reversed and a ball player has trapped a hoe.
←Rate | 08-20-2011 15:41 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some girls date bad boys because they think they can 'fix them'. Stop it, he is not a broken car and you are not a mechanic.
←Rate | 08-19-2011 06:30 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Officer, I'm not Fred Flintstone, I didn't "run" a red light, I drove through it.
←Rate | 08-18-2011 15:12 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guy's Remember : While You're Sitting There All Day Playing Call Of Duty , Your Girl Is Calling Someone Else To Come And Do Your Duty .
←Rate | 08-18-2011 14:07 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fellas: No woman will bother going after your heart if all you talk about is how fat your bank account is and how big your d*ck is. You sell what you advertise.
←Rate | 08-17-2011 12:48 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't stare at me. Because then I have to stare back at you and, why make me suffer?
←Rate | 08-17-2011 05:35 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think things did not work out between us because we both loved the same person; I loved you and you loved yourself.
←Rate | 08-17-2011 02:13 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ghetto Word Of The Day: DELIGHT Usage: She gotta big ass but her face is trash so when we do it I gotta turnoff delight.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 17:09 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be pushed around by your problems; be led by your courage.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 13:30 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  




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