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   messageicon It's like my date doesn't even care about some of the core problems that faced the software development industry in the mid 90's
←Rate | 11-21-2013 11:23 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.
←Rate | 12-14-2013 11:57 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I smoke because I enjoy the smell of death.
←Rate | 12-26-2013 09:42 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies; When a guy you don't know offers to buy you a drink in a club, he's not being nice he wants to have sex with you. It's not rocket science.
←Rate | 10-05-2013 14:24 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how hard life gets just remember there are always people out there who love you, if you pay them enough.
←Rate | 11-28-2013 13:25 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is everyone working out? is there a war coming that I don't know about?
←Rate | 03-30-2019 12:32 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give me constant mixed messages so I know..............nothing.
←Rate | 06-07-2014 14:00 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got 0 problems and denial is one!
←Rate | 06-19-2013 12:16 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If money talks, someone please come translate my bank statements.
←Rate | 03-17-2014 13:08 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know who else says I'M FINE when they are clear not fine? Satan
←Rate | 07-22-2015 13:24 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes girl you can cook, give great head, have a great sense of fashion, are kind, beautiful, sexy, and have a great smile but can you twerk?
←Rate | 08-19-2013 12:16 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Office crime is real people! I was just held up at PowerPoint.
←Rate | 06-03-2013 14:55 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I liked Meatloaf before he got all soft on us and changed his name to Adele.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 09:32 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coffee is that one friend who believes in you and always wants you to succeed.
←Rate | 02-12-2014 12:08 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon every stamp is a food stamp if you eat stamps
←Rate | 07-12-2014 08:48 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol? Yes. Feelings? No.
←Rate | 06-27-2015 14:03 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon “I can't wait to drunk text this girl who doesn't give a sh*t about me.” - ALCOHOL
←Rate | 04-16-2014 00:53 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How I hate people who initiate a conversation and don’t continue with it.
←Rate | 05-03-2014 08:31 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes when I see a married couple, it appears to me like two people joined together to become one desperately boring person.
←Rate | 01-04-2014 12:30 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have some people struggling with obesity problems, while others are struggling with poverty and starvation. Sh*t like this is why Jesus is not coming back during our lifetime until we get our act together.
←Rate | 06-25-2013 12:53 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  




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