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I just ate some generic Frosted Flakes.... They"rrrrreeee alright 
People tweeting............ "Damn it's September already?" What TF you thought came after August?! August Jr?
Dear Slut, Maybe if you closed your legs and opened your heart you might actually find true love and know happiness.
If Monday had a face, I'd punch it.
If you can't stay faithful, dont be in a relationship.. simple!
Sorting out your Facebook friends list? Change the date of your birthday and anyone who wishes you happy birthday, delete!
How many blacks does it take to start a riot? Minus one.
Marriage is hard. Marriage is so hard Nelson Mandela got divorced. He spend 27 years in south african prison getting tortured and beaten everyday for 27 years straight. He got out of jail, was 6 months with wife, and said "i cant take this s#it"
Congrats Google Plus on being the new Myspace replacement. RIP facebook
Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
Escalators never break down, they just turn into stairs
became a fan of not becoming a fan of everything on facebook.
COME TO THE DORK SIDE...We Have Computers And High-Speed Internet With A Pentium 4 Processor ^_^
thinks we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?
I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary.
I think a tampon makes a better vampire than the twilight guy.
The walking dead:::: best show on t.v..also on netflix..
wouldnt life be prefect if sweatpants were sexy, mondays were fun, junk food didnt make you fat, girls didnt cause so much drama, guys werent so confusing, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow
Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.
Twilight. A love triangle between a mentally handicapped girl, a disco ball, and a hairy pedophile. 