rick Funny Status Messages

   Now that Lance has come clean, maybe he's qualified to be elected to the House or Senate..

   Just found out my Homeowner's Insurance policy does not have adequate roof coverage that covers Meteors. It never ends.....

   With the rush to run out and stock up on Twinkee's, I've invested my money this morning into insulin. Who's a thinking?

   I wish for once they'd kill that Harry Potter.

   It is just a fact that some people are not comedians no matter how hard they try

   President Obama just stepped out of the White House on this Presidents Day and seen his shadow. Looks like we're in for another year of bullshit....

   After seeing Iggy Pop perform on American Idol, Steven Tyler is probably thinking I'm going home and eating a sandwich.

   Homeland security says the informat they have is a good source. Sounds to me the source may be part of the problem.

   Duck Commander releases new pen*s shape duck call just in time for the holidays.

   Ever have one of those days when you don't give a rats ass only to find that you pleased a rat ?

   anyone else having technical problems on Facebook? Just checking before I call 911...

   Every year at this time I question who decided this Halloween candy is the "Fun" size. These people must really live a boring existence.

   I just put (3) Bit-coins in the car wash and got a 30K wash. :(

   Dog the Bounty Hunter says it's not him. Increases reward to a Million dollars.

   I have come to the conclusion I will never achieve my dream of being a Soul Train dancer...

   Already messed up 2024. Maybe 2025 will be my year.