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Fresh out the shower √ Ice cold beer √ BBQ grill ready √ Sunday NFL Football √ √ √....---> IT'SGO TIME<---
You got to live life on both sides of the coin, you never know which side its going to land on
she said I don't give my number to strangers and I'm like we have been facebook friends for like 1 week already..lol
i hate how I walk by the computer and forget what I was planning on doing and instanly check here and facebook lol.
Hey, what I do in my car at a red light is my business. Even if it technically did get all over the dashboard and the driver in the next car
I put my phone on airplane mode then threw it accross the room..Worst transformer ever!
Girl:i"d French kiss you. Guy: I'd Australian kiss you Girl: What's that? Guy: A french kiss only down under ;)
Passed out at 9pm. Woke up 10:30pm to sound of wife's vibrator. Went back to sleep.
you know your high when you wait for a stop sign to change color.
i can sound like a broken record,i can sound like a broken record, I can sound like a broken record,i can sound like a broken record...
The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)
I'm on the road to happiness and ain't a stop sign in sight :-)
If all the good ones are taken does that make me bad cause I'm single...lol
The best part of waking up...isBUDLIGHT in your cup!
The key to a womens heart is... giving her all of yours! <3
I have Monday phobia ima shut my eyes and when I open them please be Thursday :-)
tis the season to be horny
If you can rate this with your tounge you're a great kisser ;)
"There must be a very short line for your job."
so much for black friday at a bar
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