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   messageicon some of you people are taking the term Fat Tuesday way too seriously
←Rate | 03-04-2014 07:33 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just realized that with all this ice lately, technically I'm walking on water too, so take that Jesus!
←Rate | 02-19-2014 14:33 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad I have work today. Who wants to celebrate Presidents' Day with this dude in office? In any case, happy bday month to George and Abe. You guys were pretty awesome.
←Rate | 02-17-2014 12:43 by Joseph Robert Comments (1)  


   messageicon What's more shocking than finding out Shirley Temple has died? Finding out Shirley Temple was still alive.
←Rate | 02-11-2014 10:37 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny how the russians are so anti gay, yet they got a metal in mens figure skating
←Rate | 02-07-2014 10:55 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who had a better Sunday, Phillip Seymour Hoffman or Peyton Manning???
←Rate | 02-03-2014 12:22 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon NOTE: God only takes those He wants.... Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus will be here FOREVER. For-ev-er.
←Rate | 12-06-2013 12:00 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I try to live each day like it's my last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry b/c hey, who wants to do laundry on the last day of their lives??
←Rate | 12-04-2013 09:24 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon apparently cyber monday takes on a COMPLETELY different meaning on some websites
←Rate | 12-02-2013 18:11 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon My haiku for the day: Please this is tourture, evaluate your bitstrip, you don't look like that.
←Rate | 11-01-2013 16:29 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon It seems all the girls in my school decided to go as a 21 yr old with low self esteem and daddy issues. Must have been weird for them to all have the same costume on
←Rate | 11-01-2013 15:36 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im surprised kids haven't found a way to trick or treat online yet
←Rate | 10-31-2013 15:07 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone has awesome boobs in their bitstrip
←Rate | 10-25-2013 07:37 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon First 20 mins of my day: I don't wanna get in the shower, I don't wanna get in the shower. Next 20 mins of my day: I don't wanna get out of the shower, I don't wanna get out of the shower...
←Rate | 10-23-2013 10:15 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a dark dessert highway, Cool Whip in my hair....
←Rate | 10-01-2013 12:26 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
←Rate | 09-26-2013 11:01 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waking up a 6yr old for school is a lot like AOL Online. Its slow, it whines and all progress is easily lost by electronic interference.
←Rate | 09-17-2013 09:09 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow, Lil Wayne's now on Paris Hilton's new song. Those tear drop tattoos should be real tears, Weezy.
←Rate | 09-11-2013 14:43 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon If today drags anymore, it's going to come out of the closet in a sexy little dress
←Rate | 07-30-2013 11:08 by joseph robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have failed to remove all the jellies. I have shamed myself, and my ancestors.
←Rate | 06-18-2013 08:10 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  




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