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   messageicon Wanted, Teenager owners manuel for models 1993 thru 1996. Must be kid tested and mother approved.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 12:37 by corey c Comments (2)  


   messageicon got to the bottom of the mountain of laundry and found my favorite sock I thought the dryer ate. Raising both fists in the air and giving a Gladiatorial roar of victory I soon discovered I washed my wallet.....
←Rate | 10-20-2010 22:26 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just thinking of how confusing it would be to all the little tricker treaters if I dressed up as santa for Halloween and handed out candy..........
←Rate | 10-19-2010 23:32 by Corey C Comments (1)  


   messageicon had the urge to clean today untill I turned on NFL REDZONE. The urge soon passed, I did clean my plate off at lunch time......does that count?????
←Rate | 09-26-2010 23:14 by corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did my good deed for the day. Rescued a poor little beer from the fridge.....It's name was miller lite and it was a cool little dude.
←Rate | 08-18-2010 22:03 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy+Friday=much fun......
←Rate | 08-14-2010 00:10 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remembering how easy life was in kindergarten. As long as you had the biggest box of crayons and the coolest lunch box you ruled the school......
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:09 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon if your happy and you know it click you "like".........
←Rate | 08-12-2010 01:56 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering If I can get a clock that tells woman time. You know, "be back in a minute"=1-2hours. " be right there"=anywhere between 25 to 45 minutes. and of course the imfamous, "Lets just stop by and say hi."= 6hours plus. And last but not least, "just
←Rate | 08-03-2010 23:04 by Corey C Comments (8)  


   messageicon There are 3 kinds of people in the world. One is the solution to the problem, one is the problem, while the other is wondering what was the problem???
←Rate | 07-23-2010 00:32 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to fight? Stick your head up your butt and fight for air.
←Rate | 07-10-2010 03:30 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Captain Crunch. Your little squares are tasty little morsals of joy and happiness. But eating a pile of gravel from my yard would be less painfull. Please work on that.
←Rate | 07-09-2010 22:06 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did 4000 eyelid lifts today.......I am tired. time for bed.
←Rate | 07-09-2010 03:00 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I go without sun much longer I am going to turn into a bat and fly to my castle......
←Rate | 07-09-2010 02:53 by Corey C Comments (1)  


   messageicon Help me, My stomach is eating my throat.......this is a job for pizza man....
←Rate | 06-29-2010 21:48 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wants to find something else for my dryer to eat besides one of every sock.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 03:11 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can get one person to smile then your day was worth while.............
←Rate | 06-15-2010 00:38 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks it is amazing how a spider the size of my thumbnail can make a woman move faster then Bruce Lee on steroids and scream louder then a horror flick chick.....
←Rate | 06-03-2010 21:21 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Bathroom scale just did 0 to 235 in 3 seconds, who needs a sports car? Wow thats fast........
←Rate | 05-25-2010 00:16 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon My son has been sitting at the computer for so long I almost watered him today..........
←Rate | 05-23-2010 00:17 by Corey C Comments (0)  




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