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   messageicon I'm beginning to understand why Syria, Raqqa 5-Star Al-Aladin VIP vacation packages are being steeply discounted....
←Rate | 02-19-2016 16:47 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out of the window.
←Rate | 10-30-2015 06:47 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If two Chocolate bars are stuck together it counts as one - so shut up please!
←Rate | 01-18-2015 06:32 by XX-FOXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon Koran has been remixed more times than Madonna.
←Rate | 01-16-2015 20:05 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie, have some drinks, talk" and actually watch a movie, chat and drink, then you're a failure as a man…
←Rate | 01-13-2015 05:26 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, for the first time in history - France did not surrender!! They actually fought!
←Rate | 01-09-2015 17:00 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm beginning to understand why Ukraine vacation packages are being steeply discounted...
←Rate | 08-11-2014 15:57 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst sanction on Vladimer Putin from USA: if we send Justin Bieber to Russia!
←Rate | 07-11-2014 10:22 by XX-FOXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm pro-choice on every social issue...Simply because it is none of my business how others choose to live their lives. We're only responsible on decisions we make.
←Rate | 01-08-2014 19:15 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don’t trust people who smile at 8AM on Mondays…
←Rate | 10-25-2013 16:20 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hi, Welcome to Abercrombie. Our sizes are; Small, X Small, Anorexic, Bulimic, and Malnourished."
←Rate | 06-18-2013 05:50 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello Verizon... This is President Obama... I am interested in your share everything plan...
←Rate | 06-06-2013 20:24 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon LADIES: If your father is a poor man, it is your fate... But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity!
←Rate | 02-04-2013 06:39 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if the 12/21/12 is the day Winrar trial period ends?
←Rate | 12-18-2012 18:17 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm making a list of regrets. Just to be sure I'm accurate, what's the name of Justin Bieber's first album?
←Rate | 07-29-2012 08:13 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just to remind you: about 152 Days left to Christmas and 148 until the end of world happens again! Enjoy it!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 06:53 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Normal people are the crazy psychos who hide it very well!
←Rate | 07-19-2012 07:03 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption"
←Rate | 05-08-2012 18:25 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon All we need to keep us happy - is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done!!!
←Rate | 04-23-2012 22:10 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Employee: I got to have salary increase. Three other companies are after me. Boss: Really? Which are the three companies? Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:12 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  




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