@kraziedavid909 Funny Status Messages

   Girl:i"d French kiss you. Guy: I'd Australian kiss you Girl: What's that? Guy: A french kiss only down under ;)

   That feel good feeling when someone walks into your life and you know there going to make an impact on your life :)

   ladies when a guy changes his status on facebook from single to in a relationship..say congratulations which hand is it this time? Right or Left

   Epic Fail # ur on a date and think you guys are having a moment and move in for the kiss and all you here from here mouth is...what are you doing?...lol

   i hate how I walk by the computer and forget what I was planning on doing and instanly check here and facebook lol.

   "If you want to fly, you got to give up the sh*t that weighs you down!"

   i wish my car ran off MONSTER like I do or even trident layers (imagine)..lol

   The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)

   I am aware that I am less than some people perfer me to be but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see.

   Fresh out the shower √ Ice cold beer √ BBQ grill ready √ Sunday NFL Football √ √ √....---> IT'SGO TIME<---

   The best part of waking up...isBUDLIGHT in your cup!

   i asked God to protect me from my enemines. Then all of a sudden I started losing "friends".

   you know your high when you wait for a stop sign to change color.

   I met this Chinese guy named Ho Lee Chit... (^_^)

   I put my phone on airplane mode then threw it accross the room..Worst transformer ever!

   My parents accused me of being a liar. So I looked them straight in the eye and said "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny." And walked away like a boss

   she said I don't give my number to strangers and I'm like we have been facebook friends for like 1 week already..lol

   There is always at least one HATER that dislikes --->SMH

   Her legs spread so easily...I can't believe its not butter...

   If you can rate this with your tounge you're a great kisser ;)