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Breaking News: Utah police are seeking the Gooch in connection with the death of Arnold Jackson. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800)-555-TIPS all calls are strictly confidential.
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VUVUZELA the most despised and annoying musical PLASTIC device since Michael Jackson !
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06-16-2010 17:52
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McDonalds faces potential lawsuit over happy meal. It contends that serving toys with unhealthy food is predatory. Where was this group when Micheal Jackson was alive?
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06-24-2010 13:47
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in honor of Michael Jackson, I think I will start the day off with the famous "crazy feet" dance and end with grabbing my foster home sack!!
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06-25-2010 09:09
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...just heard that the Jackson family has asked, In honor of the 1-year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson, that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today...
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now knows what happened to Michael Jackson. South Africa made thousands of vuvuzela horns out of him.
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06-25-2010 11:25
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Michael Jackson was not DANGEROUS, he may have been a little OFF THE WALL at times but not BAD. When it came to songs and performing he was a THRILLER and a DANCING MACHINE. From his one glove to the Moonwalk, MJ will never be forgotten!
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06-25-2010 14:46
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Today is the 1 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death. I will be randomly grabbing my crotch in his memory for the rest of the day.
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06-26-2010 14:30 by Joser
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celebrated Michael Jackson's Anniversary by taking the kids to Toy R Us...he woulda liked that...
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06-26-2010 20:37 by heZz
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wondering if Michael Jackson will ever return from the dead to make a Thriller 2
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07-01-2010 14:19 by Conlsm90
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What's the definition of a missed opportunity? Not introducing Michael Jackson to Justin bieber before he died.
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OK Fellas, this one is for you. Be careful who you pick up and take to bed. With wigs, weaves, fake nails, padded bras and pants; you could go to be with a girl that looks like Janet Jackson and wake up with one that looks like Tito!
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07-18-2010 22:18
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thinks they should make a Michael Jackson video game
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08-01-2010 19:28 by lee
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In honor of Michael Jackson's birthday, their family requests that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today.
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08-29-2010 05:20
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Michael Jackson gets to go to heaven because he was doing things the priest were doing.
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09-19-2010 02:10 by Zack
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"Obamacare, you may as well have Michael Jackson's personal physician tuck you in at night" ~ Dennis Miller
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09-22-2010 13:04
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Micheal Jackson was as straight as curly fries.....
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10-23-2010 11:18 by rll
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Michael Jackson may be dead, but his dance moves live through rip-offs of Justin Bieber and Usher
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02-13-2011 21:17
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see Gaddafi on TV for the last few days, I can only assume that he is paying tribute to Micheal Jackson
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02-27-2011 06:17
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I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson reads his lines in all CAPS.
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