jackson Funny Status Messages

   Breaking News: Utah police are seeking the Gooch in connection with the death of Arnold Jackson. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800)-555-TIPS all calls are strictly confidential.

   VUVUZELA the most despised and annoying musical PLASTIC device since Michael Jackson !

   McDonalds faces potential lawsuit over happy meal. It contends that serving toys with unhealthy food is predatory. Where was this group when Micheal Jackson was alive?

   in honor of Michael Jackson, I think I will start the day off with the famous "crazy feet" dance and end with grabbing my foster home sack!!

   ...just heard that the Jackson family has asked, In honor of the 1-year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson, that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today...

   now knows what happened to Michael Jackson. South Africa made thousands of vuvuzela horns out of him.

   Michael Jackson was not DANGEROUS, he may have been a little OFF THE WALL at times but not BAD. When it came to songs and performing he was a THRILLER and a DANCING MACHINE. From his one glove to the Moonwalk, MJ will never be forgotten!

   Today is the 1 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death. I will be randomly grabbing my crotch in his memory for the rest of the day.

   celebrated Michael Jackson's Anniversary by taking the kids to Toy R Us...he woulda liked that...

   wondering if Michael Jackson will ever return from the dead to make a Thriller 2

   What's the definition of a missed opportunity? Not introducing Michael Jackson to Justin bieber before he died.

   OK Fellas, this one is for you. Be careful who you pick up and take to bed. With wigs, weaves, fake nails, padded bras and pants; you could go to be with a girl that looks like Janet Jackson and wake up with one that looks like Tito!

   thinks they should make a Michael Jackson video game

   In honor of Michael Jackson's birthday, their family requests that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today.

   Michael Jackson gets to go to heaven because he was doing things the priest were doing.

   "Obamacare, you may as well have Michael Jackson's personal physician tuck you in at night" ~ Dennis Miller

   Micheal Jackson was as straight as curly fries.....

   Michael Jackson may be dead, but his dance moves live through rip-offs of Justin Bieber and Usher

   see Gaddafi on TV for the last few days, I can only assume that he is paying tribute to Micheal Jackson

   I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson reads his lines in all CAPS.