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   messageicon Breaking News: Utah police are seeking the Gooch in connection with the death of Arnold Jackson. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800)-555-TIPS all calls are strictly confidential.
←Rate | 05-28-2010 19:52 by JoeSolariFX Comments (0)  

   messageicon VUVUZELA the most despised and annoying musical PLASTIC device since Michael Jackson !
←Rate | 06-16-2010 17:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon McDonalds faces potential lawsuit over happy meal. It contends that serving toys with unhealthy food is predatory. Where was this group when Micheal Jackson was alive?
←Rate | 06-24-2010 13:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon in honor of Michael Jackson, I think I will start the day off with the famous "crazy feet" dance and end with grabbing my foster home sack!!
←Rate | 06-25-2010 09:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...just heard that the Jackson family has asked, In honor of the 1-year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson, that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today...
←Rate | 06-25-2010 10:12 by dfotravels Comments (0)  

   messageicon now knows what happened to Michael Jackson. South Africa made thousands of vuvuzela horns out of him.
←Rate | 06-25-2010 11:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson was not DANGEROUS, he may have been a little OFF THE WALL at times but not BAD. When it came to songs and performing he was a THRILLER and a DANCING MACHINE. From his one glove to the Moonwalk, MJ will never be forgotten!
←Rate | 06-25-2010 14:46 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Today is the 1 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death. I will be randomly grabbing my crotch in his memory for the rest of the day.
←Rate | 06-26-2010 14:30 by Joser Comments (1)  

   messageicon celebrated Michael Jackson's Anniversary by taking the kids to Toy R Us...he woulda liked that...
←Rate | 06-26-2010 20:37 by heZz Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if Michael Jackson will ever return from the dead to make a Thriller 2
←Rate | 07-01-2010 14:19 by Conlsm90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's the definition of a missed opportunity? Not introducing Michael Jackson to Justin bieber before he died.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 16:23 by @nirajnagi Comments (0)  

   messageicon OK Fellas, this one is for you. Be careful who you pick up and take to bed. With wigs, weaves, fake nails, padded bras and pants; you could go to be with a girl that looks like Janet Jackson and wake up with one that looks like Tito!
←Rate | 07-18-2010 22:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks they should make a Michael Jackson video game
←Rate | 08-01-2010 19:28 by lee Comments (3)  

   messageicon In honor of Michael Jackson's birthday, their family requests that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today.
←Rate | 08-29-2010 05:20 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson gets to go to heaven because he was doing things the priest were doing.
←Rate | 09-19-2010 02:10 by Zack Comments (2)  

   messageicon "Obamacare, you may as well have Michael Jackson's personal physician tuck you in at night" ~ Dennis Miller
←Rate | 09-22-2010 13:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Micheal Jackson was as straight as curly fries.....
←Rate | 10-23-2010 11:18 by rll Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson may be dead, but his dance moves live through rip-offs of Justin Bieber and Usher
←Rate | 02-13-2011 21:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon see Gaddafi on TV for the last few days, I can only assume that he is paying tribute to Micheal Jackson
←Rate | 02-27-2011 06:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson reads his lines in all CAPS.
←Rate | 03-26-2011 18:56 by @mat2sm00th Comments (0)  

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