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   messageicon They say 1 in 4 men is homosexual. So there must be one in my group of friends. I hope its David he's super cute.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 00:39 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman's heart is just as dumb as a guy's d*ck.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 03:06 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put the 'me' in camouflage; you just don't see it.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 03:08 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon One man's face is another man's lunch.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 10:08 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just imagine how fast church would go if Busta Rhymes was the preacher
←Rate | 06-14-2012 10:09 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die, I want a cellphone in my coffin...just in case
←Rate | 06-14-2012 10:10 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should invent an alarm clock that if you hit the snooze button more than 3 times it automatically calls in sick for you.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 10:11 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever someone spells something wrong, I always look to see if the two letters are close on the keyboard.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 10:13 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it though.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 10:14 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend of mine told me he had sex with his girlfriend and her twin, I asked how he could tell them apart, and he said her brother has a mustache.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 10:15 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at the doctor's office & they don't know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I'll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 10:36 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the sea was weed and I was I a duck, I'd swim my way down and smoke my way up...buy the seas not weed and I'm not a duck so pass me that bong and STFU
←Rate | 06-14-2012 11:20 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I get mad at my parents I dont slam the door or yell "I HATE YOU!" I just go in my room and rapidly flick the light switch. Yeeaah raise the light bill : D
←Rate | 06-14-2012 11:48 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook does NOT need a dislike button. It's just gonna start more drama.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 12:05 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get carried away sometimes... Usually because I refuse to leave.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 17:20 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know! I'll go on the Internet and complain! That'll fix everything!
←Rate | 06-14-2012 17:21 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just put together some Ikea furniture without instructions and was able to build an extra table and two shelves with the parts I left out.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 17:22 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm guilty of singing songs that I don't know all the words to, but for that 15 seconds I do know, I own that sh*t.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 17:24 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a thin line between love and hate. It starts about halfway through the joint.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 11:24 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear McDonalds, if you start serving breakfast all day you will get more of my money. Sincerely, Supply and Demand.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 11:32 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  




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