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   messageicon Watched way too much Shark week episodes last week. I fell off a pool float yesterday in the pool and started panicking.....
←Rate | 08-08-2011 12:01 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because your a great grand-mother does not give you the right to wear "Juicy" on the seat of your pants...
←Rate | 08-09-2011 18:39 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice how that toothpaste falls so easily off your brush, but you can't wash it down the drain if you wanted to....
←Rate | 08-21-2011 13:01 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone's Facebook acting strange today? Mine just tried to fondle me....
←Rate | 08-29-2011 14:18 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Yorkie is eating up our retirement money. I'm serious. She found the shoebox under the bed.
←Rate | 09-12-2011 20:09 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever decided this Halloween candy is the "fun" size is not someone I care to party with.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 18:12 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two words that should never be together: Redneck Couture
←Rate | 10-22-2011 13:49 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm terrible with people's names. For example: I've known this guy Steve for years and just realized her name is actually Stacy.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 15:07 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got insomnia? May I suggest watching the CMA's.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 10:23 by Rick h. Comments (0)  


   messageicon The one good thing I experienced about eating at In & Out Burger is it helped get rid of that gum I swallowed several years ago.
←Rate | 12-02-2011 16:48 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is by far the most beautiful lump of coal you have ever seen..
←Rate | 12-25-2011 09:32 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should make a app for the IPhone that yells "Code Blue Stat" when the battery is weak.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 10:17 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Haven't heard Obama say one thing about getting rid of Jersey Shore..
←Rate | 01-24-2012 22:06 by Rick h. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have coughed so much this week I think I'm developing 6-pack abs.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 12:40 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do they have to play movies so loud at the theatre? I litterally have to scream into my phone.
←Rate | 03-04-2012 00:23 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to see the Hunger Games thinking it was a free-style attack all you can eat buffet. It was a movie. Very disappointed.
←Rate | 03-24-2012 10:53 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tried to buy a Harley today but they said I had no balding as of yet?
←Rate | 04-02-2012 14:35 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wished my neighbor hated weeds as much as I do....
←Rate | 05-06-2012 12:01 by Rick h. Comments (0)  


   messageicon After the movie Magic Mike is released this weekend all the theatre seats are going to looks like snails crawled across them...
←Rate | 06-21-2012 08:45 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon People in Arkansas are curious if this health plan is going to cover tooth whitening.
←Rate | 06-28-2012 18:59 by Rick H. Comments (0)  




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