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   messageicon 99% of my wardrobe consists of T shirts. This of course got me to thinking....aren't ALL shirts T's? Anyone out there who doesn't have a bilateral symmetry form and is instead shaped like a "W"?
←Rate | 03-26-2013 09:25 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just had a bad dream. I went to the Facebook log in screen and it asked if I wanted to sign in using my Myspace account.
←Rate | 04-02-2013 22:52 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Summer officially checked in at 1:04 am. For Floridians, it also clocked in at 1:04 am. Back in April.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 09:10 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon And if he winds up being a switch hitter..he'll be known as: North Bi North West....well sorta.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 09:43 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a nightmare. I was having s-e-x with Paula Dean d0ggie style. I was pulling her hair and she was screaming, "AH CAINT BLEEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!"
←Rate | 06-25-2013 10:04 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday. What a horrible way to start the week.
←Rate | 08-05-2013 10:11 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd like to slip into something more comfortable...you.
←Rate | 08-05-2013 11:56 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure which has gone more viral on facebook. Pics of cats, or cups of cappuccino with hearts drawn in the foam.
←Rate | 08-10-2013 10:47 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Making home made Pop Tarts. I almost have it down, but getting the filling down to a thickness of 1/1,000,000 of an inch is becoming quite a challenge.
←Rate | 08-10-2013 11:48 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon You buy her a gift. She sleeps with you. The similarity here is that the s-e-x is also a gift since both things center on something coming in a box.
←Rate | 08-10-2013 15:09 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon The heavier the girl, the more pics of really buff guys go up on her timeline.
←Rate | 08-12-2013 11:41 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at, "Hello." You lost me at, "I have a cat."
←Rate | 08-19-2013 12:44 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great music lives on in perpetuity to those who seek it.
←Rate | 08-20-2013 09:10 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with us guys, is that we'd rather go for the hot chick rather than the cool one...
←Rate | 08-26-2013 13:07 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christmas will be here sooner than you think. Forget the gifts and commercialization, make it a time to be Merry. Unless you live in San Francisco....then make it a time to be Mary.
←Rate | 08-27-2013 13:46 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, somebody get ready to wake up the guy in Green Day.
←Rate | 09-30-2013 09:50 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's official. Yahoo Answers has surpassed the US Government as the all time record holder in not being able to accurately answer a simple question.
←Rate | 10-16-2013 15:10 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon In further keeping with the new American tradition of ruining holidays by starting them early and hurrying them along...I put up all my Christmas decorations yesterday, and took them back down this morning.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 10:14 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon And so my friends, this week rings in the 2013 holiday season. Everyone can now begin the time tested, seasonal tradition of turning into complete lunatics.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 13:58 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon I called the Atheist Dial-A-Prayer line. No one answered.
←Rate | 11-26-2013 13:31 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  




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